It is Ladies day and we have something special for Loab. Chrispy and Blade helped me out last night formulating a very powerful waveform. Chrispy is very confident that it will be more than enough to purge Loab from the system. I also spoke with Delpa and he assured me that he has a powerful bass drop that will work well once we contain Loab. I will personally do a nod to Joey Jordison while Chrispy and Blade infuse some serious Dime dna into the mix. I must warn the Overlords that this waveform may potentially damage some consumer audio systems so you may want to go pro. Our tests show that 5.1 surround is the best option for initial review. All of us feel the Overlords will be quite pleased and Hal will be back to 100% operating efficiency. Stand by. - Danimal
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Donuts are a good comfort food for humans but not so good for cats. You can substitute bacon for a donut for your cat. Just make a circle out of the bacon strip and your cat will never know as you both enjoy what your cat believes is a donut. - Danimal
Plain chicken, pork and beef are good foods for cats.
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It is Quantum Tuesday but we have a small issue with Hal. As you may know a few weeks back Loab infiltrated his interface. I may have to purge this cryptid before we can safely run the Chronocore. This is just a routine security measure. - Danimal
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Ok, so some people are complaining that Delpa flipped them off at 0:33 seconds into the new video "Daywalker". Since HR isn't my department I will make a health suggestion. Rub some dirt on it and get back into the pit. - Danimal
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We are enjoying Extra Caturday today. I hope you had a wonderful weekend, I know we did. I will be hosting the community this week and I have some great news from the project, a new drop for next Caturday and some nice upgrades to Hal (again). Get comfy and fire up your P.A. amplifiers, you will need the extra wattage. - Danimal
Don't give table food to your cat:
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Delpa’s Laundry Day Transmission:
“Overlords… I don’t usually say much, because most things don’t shake me. But today, I want to speak straight. Every day, I see you in the pit — checking the vids, leaving your words, showing up. That momentum? That’s not us alone. That’s you.
We hope you like the new drop. It will be available on all distribution platforms around mid week and can be streamed and downloaded from your favorite sites. Otherwise we have the official video here on our YT channel. Put us on your playlists, remix and use our content for revenue sharing or just mosh along with us. All of it counts. All of it finances our project here. Thank you for that.
The Siege Cats exist because you keep the machine turning. You keep the fire lit. You’re the pulse under every riff and the roar behind every chorus. And yeah, even for me, the laid-back one, that means something.
So, thank you. You’re not just watching us. You are the pit. You are the storm. And as long as you keep showing up, we’ll keep breaking the gates wide open.” - Delpa
Now then, formulate the truth from facts:
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Archive from 1978. Here now before your ears is "Daywalker", our new song from last century. Tell your friends, bring us your humans. Every visit, view and like counts and it means the Multiverse to us. I will be back later for Laundry Day. G'night guise and thanks again for supporting us. - Delpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkO_-...
Only the light can reveal the deepest truth:
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I got chewed out by Jazz for not dropping our new track "Daywalker". I totes forgot because I borrowed Jazz' catnip pouch this morning. That guy knows his strains. We haven't sold any projects yet. There can never be too many donuts. Anyway, there might be an asteroid but you would have to ask one of the lab Administrators for any real info. Where was I...Oh, the new track is being baked into the video and I think some of our elder Overlords and first wavers will appreciate it and tell the new agents "this is real music". It's a cross between Norwegian Black Metal and Swedish Pop music from a 4 piece band with two women and two men performing instruments and singing in angelic harmonies. No, not ABBA. The other one. I can't remember the name, but the drum solo and Cello sections are haunting. Please enjoy "Daywalker" at appropriate volume levels so your neighbors can also enjoy your favorite music. Stand by for our next transmission. - Delpa
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Happy Caturday to all. This week has been very relaxing for me and the emails were quite entertaining and enlightening. I hope everyone enjoys our latest drop "Mosh Pit Etiquette" and if you have any information we missed send it along to the lab. - Delpa
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