00:55

Maynard Move #24

00:49

Lorna Shore - Anaheim, CA, October 10, 2024 - To the Hellfire (ending only) [MY EDIT- NOT MY VIDEO]

01:31

The pit - Lorna Shore - Crystal Ballroom - Portland, OR - Oct. 14, 2004

01:25

Maynard Move #23 - “Fluttering mantaray, skivy sawyback, fuck weedeater won't start, hammer tap it.”

01:12

Maynard Move #22 - “Mocking the beat”

01:45

TOOL - London ‘94 - Paul and Justin

01:31

Maynard Move #21 - “The Scoliosis Skank”

01:06

Maynard Move #20 - “Churn the butter, churn the goddamn butter”

01:18

Maynard Move #19 - “Hooker With Arthritis”

00:39

Maynard Move #18 - “The Jambi Jiggle and Jostle”

00:35

Maynard Move #17 - “Trying to fuck a giraffe”

00:52

Maynard Move #16 - “Australian breakdancing”

02:37

Maynard Move #15 - "This edible ain't shi- oh fuck what's happening?”

01:07

Maynard Move #14 - “Live Long and Puscifer”

00:31

Maynard Move #13 - “Nuts sticking on a hot day”

01:11

Green Jello FARTS

00:37

Maynard Move #12 - “The ‘I Forgot to Choke the Engine Before Trying to Pull-Start It’”

00:51

Maynard Move #11 - “Stinkfoot”

00:38

Maynard Move #10 - “Going through the motions but then getting into the sick groove, but I’m old.”

00:32

Maynard Move #9 - “The Amish Tube Man” (see description for explanation 😆)

01:13

Parabol/Parabola transition - Back to the Future edition

00:40

Maynard Move #8 - “The cave goblin” aka “The broken Kitchenaid”

04:58

Maynard Move #7 [LONGER version - full song] - Maynard’s Dick, but it’s Prison Sex

00:49

Maynard Move #7 - “Hooker holding a penis”

01:34

Maynard Move #6 - “The hydration gyration”

00:28

Maynard Move #5 - “Space traffic control”

00:38

Maynard Move #4 - “Churning Satan’s butter” AKA “Fuck I locked my keys in my fucking car"

00:42

Maynard Move #3 - “Ahh! How'd A Wasp Get In Here While I'm Driving? Get it Out!"

00:16

Maynard Move #2 - “Arizona Bay wake surfing” AKA “When you witness Dave floating away”

01:03

Trying to wind down after a Tool concert

00:35

Maynard Move #1 - “The Stalking Butler” AKA “The Maybe Rabies”

01:19

What it’s like to exit the venue after a show while tripping - (The Mick - The Trip - The hallway)

00:17

[See remastered version now uploaded - link in description] Maynard’s silly dance

00:10

Fuuucckk, you bunny! ✌️

00:12

The origins of TOOL

02:08

The truth about Morrissey from the mouth of Maynard James Keenan