00:03

Those poor, innocent morons.

00:02

That's what i'm talkin' about!

00:05

Don't be ridiculous! I mean, yes, that's actually a good idea!

00:03

Please, no! Just let the Earth burn!

00:04

This idiot's stupid words have moved me!

00:04

Numbers can say anything, depending on who's paying you.

00:02

Very bad numbers!

00:03

That's just a bunch of numbers!

00:03

What are you, some kinda science guy?

00:04

According to my calendar, it is now... then.

00:01

Deal with it.

00:06

Confidence is for losers! What I have is overconfidence!

00:04

Because it looks cool!

00:03

I don't remember this being in the script I didn't read!

00:03

You callin' me a gentleman?

00:03

This is discrimination, sir!

00:01

Neat!

00:04

It's a basic right of everyone in our society!

00:07

I've moved into a new, much more evil business!

00:04

I have had it up to... here!

00:03

Who cares, we're talking about me!

00:02

I think whatever you think!

00:03

Don't you think I've thought of that?!

00:03

Alright, time to start hittin' on people!

00:06

Welcome to Hell!

00:06

Oh, it's unbearable!

00:05

I'm taking note of the exact moment I lost interest.

00:02

Sh-Shut up!

00:08

There's nothing more to me.

00:10

You are my playthings, and I get joy out of making you suffer!

00:02

You must be misremembering.

00:03

Are you coming onto me?

00:03

Do it!

00:04

I was merely entertaining you, because I thought it was funny.

00:02

Delusional.

00:02

What?

00:02

See ya on the flip side!

00:04

Well, s%$!#t man, guess that's the end of that.

00:02

That's actual bulls%$!#t!

00:02

It's time.

00:05

It's kinda cringe.

00:05

Wait, that's just it? "Here's guns and have fun!"?

00:04

Or... yeah, we could all just shoot each other.

00:04

And this... is a loaded gun!

00:02

You made a whole guy for that?

00:05

I really don't appreciate what your assumptions have done to my reputation.

00:07

You know what they say about assuming: It makes an ass out of U and Ming.

00:02

What were we talking about?

00:03

Why does all you do is complaining?

00:02

Ehhhh.

00:02

WHY IS GOING ON?!?!

00:04

Joke's on you, I've already forgotten what you're talking about!

00:04

I'm not doing this anymore.

00:03

I don't wanna hear that! I want you dead!

00:02

HA! GET OWNED!

00:05

Nobody loves you, and you're going to die some day!

00:03

I wanna kill that guy.

00:03

Fun isn't the thing I hate.

00:04

I'm just having fun! I forgot you hate fun.

00:06

What do you mean when you say that? Do you have an actual point, or are you just talking?