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Greetings from The Darkness and welcome to their official Yo


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in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c

The Darkness
Posted 4 hours ago

Fine friends in Belfast! We’re excited to announce that we’re bringing our Dreams on Toast Tour to Custom House Square on Saturday 9th August 2025.

Tickets go on pre-sale on Wednesday at 9am and general on Friday at 9am.

See you down the front!

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The Darkness
Posted 3 days ago

🚨 Tickets for our exclusive Rough Trade instore tour are NOW ON SALE here: thedarkness.bio.to/DreamsOnToast 🚨



These are intimate, small-venue shows, so tickets will be gone quicker than you can say Dreams on Toast! 🎟️🔥 If you’re a discerning rocker with an appetite to drench, this is your moment. Don't miss out—get your tickets now!

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The Darkness
Posted 5 days ago

Dreams in Rough Trade! 🚨 Big news, Darkness enthusiasts! We’re excited to announce a Rough Trade in-store tour where we’ll play songs from our brand-new album 'Dreams on Toast'. It’ll be intimate, fully live, and you'll be among the first to hear these tracks played ahead of March’s arena tour! 🎸

Dates & Times:
10th Dec: Rough Trade East, London (8pm)
11th Dec: Rough Trade, Nottingham (8pm)
12th Dec: Rough Trade, Liverpool (8pm)

🎟 Tickets on sale Friday 25th October at 10am – bookmark this link for access: thedarkness.bio.to/DreamsOnToast

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The Darkness
Posted 3 weeks ago

Darklings! Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk, Dreams on Toast on red vinyl 🔴 And it comes signed too! Click here to pre-order your copy: TheDarkness.lnk.to/dotamazon

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The Darkness
Posted 3 weeks ago

People of Ipswich, due to your phenomenal demand, we’re adding a 2nd date at the Ipswich Regent Theatre on Thursday 6th March 2025. Double The Darkness, double the fun 🔥🔥

Tickets go on sale on Friday 4th October at 10am.

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The Darkness
Posted 3 weeks ago

Made some waves at Ocean’s Calling Festival this past weekend 🌊 Thanks to C3 Presents for looking after us 🙏🏻

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The Darkness
Posted 1 month ago

🚨 Tickets for our 2025 UK tour are on sale now! 🎟️ Get yours here: thedarknesslive.com/tour-dates/

This tour promises to blow your f**king minds and melt off your faces. Prepare yourselves! Our new album, 'Dreams on Toast', will be released on Friday 25th March, and can be pre-ordered now!

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The Darkness
Posted 1 month ago

Fellow crusaders of the Darknesssphere! As usual, we are primed and ready to delight you with our legendary VIP experiences in March.

VIP upgrades will go on sale at 10am on Wednesday 25th September with the artist pre-sale. To access the pre-sale, pre-order 'Dreams on Toast' via our official store here: TheDarkness.lnk.to/dreamsontoast/officialstore

Please remember that as ever, these upgrades are an add-on to the normal concert admission tickets, so please make sure you secure your concert tickets before purchasing a VIP upgrade.

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The Darkness
Posted 1 month ago

Fellow Crusaders of the Darknesssphere! Our brand new album 'Dreams on Toast' will be released on Friday 28th March 2025 and is available to pre-order now: TheDarkness.lnk.to/dreamsontoast/officialstore.

The album will be released in these glorious formats:
🔴 signed red splatter vinyl
💿 signed CD
⚪️ white vinyl
📼 5 x individual band cassettes

The 'Dreams On Toast' UK headline tour will see us intrepidly traversing the UK, playing 17 shows which finish with a glorious finale at London’s OVO Wembley Arena on 29th March. The ticket pre-sale starts at 10am on Wednesday 25th September. Pre-order the album from our official store to get your access code!

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The Darkness
Posted 1 month ago

The Longest Kiss is out now and taken from our forthcoming album Dreams on Toast!

Misty Orchards! That’s not my porn name, that’s the kind of scenery that I love. I awakened to such a vista in the delightful Scottish highland town of Nairn on the morning that inspiration for The Longest Kiss lyric struck. I was bleary eyed and locked in an unending embrace with my (mid)life partner. Weird that I can still sing, but that’s a testament to the resilience of humans, especially lead singers.


The music itself is a piano-led composition, the chorus of which my brother and I came up with after he’d taken a long time to empty his bladder during some impressive pub endurance. The verses were transposed from a song I’ve been working on for decades as part of a musical about the collapse of the Lowestoft fishing industry, called ‘The Collapse Of The Lowestoft Fishing Industry’.


The musical isn’t finished yet. But The Longest Kiss is. The results are astounding. We’re all very proud of this. Please, do enjoy!

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