This IS Staci Ardmore, and in more ways than one, she is the ONLY Staci Ardmore in the world! Period! (Despite the fact that an exclamation mark appears.) And she's gotz the biggest box of chocolates that some moron named 'Gump' could ever have hoped to encounter! So dig right in and grab something, butt (-*gigiliez*) you might not even be able to swallow what it's covering and hiding inside! You're probably not going to find any caramel or coconut in the bunch!
Please plop your but (~*giggiliez* again) down in your preferred buttt-plopping device, and stop on in for a lookie-sea! Or don't! Ain't no mascara off my lashes! It's a WILD ride that few survive. Please keep your eyes forward, and grasp the bar with both hands at all times! TAG - you're on fire!
This IS Staci Ardmore... and THAT'S my style.