04:31:23

I explain all 12 Saw movies and shorts while tied up in Jigsaw’s torture basement

08:33

Left Behind — OUTTAKES

02:47:43

I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured

10:42

A Nightmare on Elm Street — OUTTAKES

04:00:00

I explain all 9 A Nightmare on Elm Street Movies so Freddy Krueger can't grab me in the bathtub

03:02

I Know What You Did Last Summer — OUTTAKES

01:37:41

I explain all 4 I Know What You Did Last Summer movies to jog my memory about running over a guy

06:59

Wishmaster - OUTTAKES

01:43:53

I explain all 4 Wishmaster movies so a Djinn will help me write a sweet butt rock song

02:39

Jaws - OUTTAKES

01:12:28

I explain all 4 Jaws Movies to explode a shark attacking my life raft with the knowledge I glean

07:47

Final Destination - OUTTAKES

02:35:35

I explain all 6 Final Destination Movies to thwart death's design in regards to public transport

12:00:01

Is this the most annoying video ever?

11:16

Tremors - OUTTAKES

02:14:33

I explain all 7 Tremors Movies to save my science show from rampaging Graboids

03:12

A Secret Announcement

01:15:05

I explain all 3 Butterfly Effect Movies to create a timeline where I don’t poop my pants

05:58

The Hobbit - OUTTAKES

01:19:04

I explain The Hobbit Movie Trilogy while choking down Arby’s prison breakfasts

11:15

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - OUTTAKES

03:05:02

I explain all 9 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movies to appease a hungry Leatherface

02:43

The Ring - OUTTAKES

06:49

MCU Phase II — OUTTAKES

01:27:43

I explain all 4 American The Ring movies and shorts so I don’t die in 7 days

02:47:54

I explain all 8 Marvel Phase Two movies and one-shots so I can get an even bigger budget

01:00:49

Dr. Jordan Breeding but out of context (2024)

06:43

Child's Play — OUTTAKES

02:32:43

I explain all 8 Child’s Play movies to thwart Chucky’s voodoo soul transfer attempt

07:05

The Grudge — OUTTAKES

01:30:59

I explain all 4 American The Grudge movies so this dead ghost lady will get over it already

04:43

Hellraiser — OUTTAKES

03:22:32

I explain all 11 Hellraiser movies to resurrect my old camera guy from Hell

09:23

Alien — OUTTAKES

02:35:40

I explain all 7 Alien Movies while birthing a xenomorph

35:32

I explain both Alien Vs. Predator movies while chased by a hybrid in heat

03:13

The Predator — OUTTAKES

01:51:41

I explain all 5 Predator movies while evading an invisible Yautja

06:36

Anime One-Offs — OUTTAKES

42:58

BREEDING POD #9 - Is the world getting crazier?

26:21

I explain Speed Racer (2008) as chaotically as the movie Speed Racer (2008)

54:05

BREEDING POD #8 - Why do people hate their kids?

26:53

I explain all of Death Note (2017) so I don't get my name written in a death book

43:06

BREEDING POD #7 - What makes you feel validated?

23:58

I explain all of The Last Airbender (2010) to become the Avatar and not get set on fire

01:01:10

BREEDING POD #6 - What Makes Something Funny?

27:59

I explain all of Dragonball Evolution (2009) to explode Piccolo

01:04:20

BREEDING POD #5 - What To Do With Lucky Breaks

01:00:32

BREEDING POD #4 - How Important Are We?

01:00:35

BREEDING POD #3 - How Important Is Self-Awareness?

47:17

BREEDING POD #2 - What Would You Have Done During The Revolutionary War?

04:12

Mad Max — OUTTAKES

01:39:47

I explain all 5 Mad Max movies as a war boy's blood bag

53:57

BREEDING POD #1 - Why Does Jordan Have No Friends?

13:31

Twilight — OUTTAKES

01:54:44

I explain all 5 Twilight movies while caught in a love triangle with mythical beasts

02:49

An Update

01:46:29

I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't purge me

02:50:31

I explain all 8 Leprechaun movies with a folk rock ballad for gold

07:28

The Honest Truth About Concussions