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Dr. Jordan Breeding @UCUfeQmlNZVQdzjiFBSwjOrQ@youtube.com

40K subscribers - no pronouns :c

I watch and explain terrible movies so you don't have to.


03:05:02
I explain all 9 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movies to appease a hungry Leatherface
02:29
Stand Against Hate (Towards Cannibal-Americans)
02:43
THE RING OUTTAKES
06:49
MCU 2 OUTTAKES
01:27:43
I explain all 4 American The Ring movies and shorts so I don’t die in 7 days
02:47:54
I explain all 8 Marvel Phase Two movies and one-shots so I can get an even bigger budget
01:00:49
Dr. Jordan Breeding but out of context (2024)
06:43
CHUCKY OUTTAKES
02:32:43
I explain all 8 Child’s Play movies to thwart Chucky’s voodoo soul transfer attempt
07:05
GRUDGE OUTTAKES
01:30:59
I explain all 4 American The Grudge movies so this dead ghost lady will get over it already
04:43
HELLRAISER OUTTAKES
03:22:32
I explain all 11 Hellraiser movies to resurrect my old camera guy from Hell
09:23
ALIEN OUTTAKES
02:35:40
I explain all 7 Alien Movies while birthing a xenomorph
35:32
I explain both Alien Vs. Predator movies while chased by a hybrid in heat
03:13
PREDATOR OUTTAKES
01:51:41
I explain all 5 Predator movies while evading an invisible Yautja
06:36
ANIME OUTTAKES
42:58
BREEDING POD #9 - Is the world getting crazier?
26:21
I explain Speed Racer (2008) as chaotically as the movie Speed Racer (2008)
54:05
BREEDING POD #8 - Why do people hate their kids?
26:53
I explain all of Death Note (2017) so I don't get my name written in a death book
43:06
BREEDING POD #7 - What makes you feel validated?
23:58
I explain all of The Last Airbender (2010) to become the Avatar and not get set on fire
01:01:10
BREEDING POD #6 - What Makes Something Funny?
27:59
I explain all of Dragonball Evolution (2009) to explode Piccolo
01:04:20
BREEDING POD #5 - What To Do With Lucky Breaks
01:00:32
BREEDING POD #4 - How Important Are We?
01:00:35
BREEDING POD #3 - How Important Is Self-Awareness?
47:17
BREEDING POD #2 - What Would You Have Done During The Revolutionary War?
04:12
MAD MAX OUTTAKES
01:39:47
I explain all 5 Mad Max movies as a war boy's blood bag
53:57
BREEDING POD #1 - Why Does Jordan Have No Friends?
13:31
TWILIGHT OUTTAKES
01:54:44
I explain all 5 Twilight movies while caught in a love triangle with mythical beasts
02:49
An Update
01:46:29
I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't purge me
02:50:31
I explain all 8 Leprechaun movies with a folk rock ballad for gold
07:28
The Honest Truth About Concussions
21:39
I explain the Silent Hill (2006) movie to escape West Virginia
26:55
I explain the Doom (2005) movie to purify Mars
23:06
I explain the Tomb Raider (2001) movie while raiding a tomb
22:35
I explain the Mortal Kombat (1995) movie to avoid a fatality
33:48
Dr. Jordan Breeding but out of context (2023)
02:19:34
I found footage of me explaining all 7 Paranormal Activity movies while haunted
01:18:12
I explain all 3 Fifty Shades of Grey movies while getting whipped in a pleasure dungeon
03:48:26
I explain all 13 Halloween movies while doing roleplay therapy
08:47
All 3,634,399 Deaths in Finding Nemo | BodyCount
02:05:23
I explain all 6 Terminator movies after surviving a nuclear apocalypse
08:52
Why My Video Titles (Intentionally) Suck
01:50:37
I explain all 5 Indiana Jones movies while running from a boulder
02:53:50
I explain all 7 live-action Transformers movies while locked in a sentient Mazda
09:39
M. Night Shyamalan's (Secret) Worst Plot Twist | MOM
03:02:45
I explain all 12 Friday the 13th movies while hunted at a teen camp
07:53
The Disturbing Truth Behind Kids' Movie Bureaucracies | MOM
02:19:27
I explain all 6 Scream movies while stalking my cameraman and attempting to go viral
02:43
Kevin Spacey's Worst Aged Commercial
02:03:20
I explain all 9 Marvel Phase One movies and one-shots so I can get a bigger budget
02:35
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