We are the Virtual Campfire. We play campfire music. Mostly to campers in campgrounds who are out camping. Every time we play one of our campfire songs, we might get eaten by a bear. We don't believe in the protections offered by modern day studios. We don't care what the young kids say. They say that we're old and we fart dust. But to that we say phooey, and squeeze your mother's bust. So take your fancy electronic music and shove it up your rear. We're gonna sing like Bob Dylan and drink sudsy beer.