00:34

You're an animal, Ed. PLEASE! Ed, don't talk with your mouth full.

00:28

10% is not very humid for a hot day. Fifty! Fifty? That's almost half!

00:15

That's the smell of money, Kevin. No, that is my Mama boiling the fat from Papa's undershirts

00:26

Is that an anthill? Why yes it is! A fine specimen at that! Nimble, quick! Sprightly and spry!

00:31

I've been violated

00:19

That'll be twenty-five cents. All I have is coconuts

00:27

Silly me, it appears I put the batteries in backwards

00:09

The bigger you are, the harder you fall. Ed's big.

00:19

Please help me, for my eyebrow is growing like a garden weed!

00:12

Oh dear, there go the legs

00:09

A phone call should come up anytime. Like my lunch!

00:10

Whassa matter, dork? Can't talk to girls? 🤒

00:26

Without your pledges, Ed's eyebrow could spread all over his body

00:23

Plank tells jokes! Knock 'em dead buddy

00:22

Touch your toe to your nose! Like this?

00:03

Let's get funky

00:20

Small? Please, Ed! It's compact.

00:57

Voulez-vous and i do mean you ;)

00:27

Knitting? I can see it all now! We knit a big blanket! Kevin would have to out-knit us!

00:22

True records are set by professionals. Like Ed, Edd and Eddy. I suppress my pain of laughter.

00:45

Kevin, shine your moonbox. There. Is that Eddy? Hit him again!

00:09

Your puny wieners are no match for Rolf's hunger. How long's this cook for? Done.

00:28

Ed, wait! I can make you a sandwich!

00:32

Ed. It's impolite to stare.

01:31

DOUBLE D'S NOT HUMAN? No way.

00:08

Life has many doors, Ed boys!

00:23

Spin it, Ed! And learn. It's a face scruncher, cool!

00:16

Many doors, yes? Too much for couch potato Ed-boys like yourselves. A three-headed Rolf. Yawn.

00:12

What a discovery! I'm speechless! I thought you were speechless.

00:36

Is it my turn to jump on your head?

00:29

Eddy, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on? Hello Light, Hello Light

00:18

I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

00:19

Nah, we gotta go to the bathroom. We? Together at once?

00:56

Ow! My liver. Ow! My lasagna. Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ. It isn't?

00:13

We could just go to our house, Eddy. What, and ruin the plot?

00:50

Room for one more? Comfy

00:46

This idea's too good, even for me. A triumph, Eddy

00:37

Excuse me, Eddy. This is my song.

00:27

Dancing with a vase. Boy have I reached an all-time low

00:18

EDDY! THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD! YOU'RE DISRUPTING THE FABRIC OF SUBURBAN LIVING!

00:26

Are you going to finish that cupcake Double D?

00:57

Feeling alone? No one to have one sided conversations with?

00:37

Oh, I feel it. I FEEL THE ADRENALINE, EDDY BABY!

00:59

Please, a squirt gun? What? Yeah. A canadian squirt gun!

00:25

I'm a whale Eddy, an endangered mammal! Hug me

01:12

Double D Fire the rocket!

00:16

Prepare to meet your doom

00:26

Boys, welcome to central command!

00:13

Hey Eddy! What? What? Whatever. Whatever.

00:52

Ed, that's quite enough!

00:16

Zappity Zap Zap

00:32

I suppose some lessons just have to be learned the hard way. Ain't that the truth.

01:06

You should've dug deeper!

00:26

Looky! A C, I see! And as smart you be, Eddy McGee!

00:16

Of what use is this infernal button box to the son of a shepherd? Rolf asks you!

00:19

An A in cheerleading? You sure must have brains!

00:46

Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!

00:11

Keep looking, buddy! I been hankering for a bag of nuts all day!

00:25

I love truck tires!

00:17

It is always good to have friends close by. In this, our time of fire.