IAQ:
Q: What does "IAQ" stand for?
A: We've never been asked any question frequently enough to justify having an FAQ section on our profile, so these are some questions that we've been asked infrequently, rarely, or (usually) never.
Q: Right, but what does "IAQ" stand for?
A: "Infrequently asked questions".
Q: Are you really sister and brother, or is this like that White Stripes thing?
A: No, we really are sister and brother, right down to the common alleles.
Q: Who is "Emily", and why do you keep going on about her?
A: Emily's our younger sister. We didn't include her in ANY of our videos for nearly two years, but then our liberal guilt kicked in, and we've since been trying to involve her in as many videos as she'll willingly participate.
Q: So are there anymore younger siblings that are going to emerge from the woodwork?
A: Nope, Emily's the youngest and the last. Dad's had the snip and everything.
Q: Who writes the videos that you do?
A: It's a joint effort. Usually, Josh will write a draft that's, say, twenty pages long, and Charly will then cross out everything that she refuses to say. What you see is what was left.
Q: What does "Cmort" means?
A: It means that a group of five knitted dolls want you to buy a Vauxhall Corsa.
Q: What's your favourite song by The Teardrop Explodes?
A: "Bouncing Babies".
Q: What is Charly short for?
A: Believe it or not, our parents are HUGE Pokémon fans, so Charly's full name is "Charlizard".
Q: No, what I mean is: why is Charly so short?
A: Oh, right. Well, she's short because there is NOTHING separating her knees from her feet. She still gets charged a child's fare when she rides the bus, the lucky swine.
Q: Also, you do know that there's no such thing as a "Charlizard", right? Not even in the Pokémon universe. I think you mean "Charizard".
A: Thanks, we'll inform our parents of their mistake.
Q: So, are your names REALLY Charlizard Hercules d'Artagnan Forthergill and Joshua Ichabod Methuselah Fothergill?
A: How cruel do you think our parents are?
Q: If the temperature is 0°C outside today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be?
A: Approximately -137°C.
Q: Were you bored when you wrote all this?
A: ...Maybe. But there's really so little on TV these days.