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"Edgetown! Last stop!" anounced conductor " Please, remember your belongings
"Halt!" Stern, but delicate voice broke the silence around me.
Looked over my shoulder into darkness while simultaneously sliding my right arm down my side in search for my trusty weapon. It had carried me throught quite a few unneceseary encounters with security personal.
What i saw was blood freezing sight of unfamiliar camp guard. My right hand was cramped around my weapon of choice for encounters with usual guards. Did not know if it will suffice newbie.
Guard drew his sword and let loose terrifying scream into darkness" Drop arms or i drop you!"
Although something unusual was going on with that voice that got me curious almost immideately shock and ave went through my veins. That stout but small siluet of a man had somewhat delicate but still powerfull voice. I left my grip over weapon loose. No way i can shake him off. Seems too dedicated to duty.
Wine bottle slipped out of my palm and smashed into hard pavement spilling half of my nights potential around me.
Guard looked at me with disappointment and calmly said "I said drop arms not bottles. Such a waste of a good liquid"
"..mhhhmrlp.." i mumbled.
Guard smiled a bit " Calm down honey. I was eager to test my training on someone. You know.. like stab some smuggler or demon or... i do not know.."
I quickly added " ..like some passerby.. huh?"
" Now it sure looks like You might not be the one, but sneaking around at dark is asking for troubles. Or at least for a good punch. Unless you are oblivious of current security situation" Guard started to ease up. "By the way, since I will be around for some time shall we introduce overselves each other?..My name is Sta.."
He was interrupted by sudden cracking sound in nearby bushes. We both got small jolt of fear that aroused us from ease. Stand still while listening carefully.
"God damnn dragon" he break the silence sounding a bit on edge. " Lurkin around in the dark just like that.."
" You sound.. somewhat familiar Stanley! Have we already met before?" I wondered.
That was my second mistake in this evening at this hour for sure, because as soon i finished my sentence i realised stabby Stenly is actually stabby Stacy.
Sure there were broad shoulders enhanced with small faint mustage almost invosoble in light of traveling lantern, but that fashionless guard armor could not possibly try to safely camouflage her curves. And beautiful green eyes and long brown hair.. what a unique looks. That or its most femine guard ever. Or i need to get girlfriend as soon as possible.
Irrespective of whether he is she or she is he or he thinks is she thinks is he one can be definately said for sure- someone has temper stability of two year old in candy shop when out of spare change. And i definately am not 2 year old. Neither I like candy, or are out of change.
Whole world turned upside down after my recemt discovery. Mostly because she grabbed me by my manliest body part ( no, not that one, but shoulders) and flung me onto ground and pointed her sword at my chest.
" What!? Who am i?" She was fast approaching boiling temperature.
Now i was in tough place where any error on my part in conjuring my answer might be fatal one since it looked like someone has volatile personality. So i did as best as i could and produced something like " Khhh...mmmm..hrmmm..rryyy".
Suzie froze for a moment to listen into my explanation. After few moments she acceptingly waved her head and said " yes, yes, you are right! I was a bit rushed this time" although i still had not produced not even one coherent word. Not to even speak about coherent sentence.
Since mumbling and making wierd sounds seemed to work fine for this time i kept carying on.
Suzie just started to ramble on by herself. Meanwhile her look started wander into darkness or even onto another plane " You know my dear friend.."
"Oh..now we are dead friends. Whats next - passionate lovers?" Came to my mind.
" ..i may have met you just moments ago, but i like you. You sneaking up at darkness was most enjoyable and exciting thing since long time ago. No one has done anything nearly comperable to cheer me up. Spent several boring and mundane months to become guard, but it was.. uninspirational. You see, my old friend.."
" Yey, now we are old buds as expected" zipped through my mind and i giggled a bit.
She carried on unaffected " i love fightng so much, but that place was.. i wanted and still want to get into action ASAP. Once i heard there is dragon roaming around Campus Muracullous i promptly volunteered for guard duty."
" Thank You Misses.. i am honored to have been scholared into your life story. But is there a possibility, just a slight teeny tiny possibility of you removing sword from my chest and not stabbing me? I am very sorry for my rudeness. Please... And if You want to pin me down again we can schedule a bit more pleasant circumstamces.
Xxxxxx
"Bastard(o)!" I screamed from top of my lungs upon hearing well known sensual roar. There is virtually no rest. Ice dragon is upon me again.
I drew my sword and listened carefully into night. She was coming really slowly. After 5 minutes got bored and sheated my sword. Drew out me beer. As soon as i popped it open ice dragon landed directly behind me hitting my beer wielding hand spilling my liquid bread. Last one.
I got so angry that i drew my sword again and fight started. I first targeted well known ice dragon weak spot - the cubicle. Dragon got angry and bit my arm, then leg. I striked her with sword, but it just irritated her. She stood upon her rear legs and started finishing head bite. Game over to me...
I closed my eyes. Ready to meet destiny...
Then i remembered i always carry sawn of shotgun under my coat. So i produced one and blasted cubicle one again. Dragon started to glow pink and flew up into the sky.
Got lucky this time, but revanche match is sure to follow.
Found it in woods and this picture now serves as a reminder it always could be worse. Which is both inspirational and depressing at the same time ( depending on ones take of it).
"Bastard(o)!" I screamed from top of my lungs upon hearing well known sensual roar. There is virtually no rest. Ice dragon is upon me again.
I drew my sword and listened carefully into night. She was coming really slowly. After 5 minutes got bored and sheated my sword. Drew out me beer. As soon as i popped it open ice dragon landed directly behind me hitting my beer wielding hand spilling my liquid bread. Last one.
I got so angry that i drew my sword again and fight started. I first targeted well known ice dragon weak spot - the cubicle. Dragon got angry and bit my arm, then leg. I striked her with sword, but it just irritated her. She stood upon her rear legs and started finishing head bite. Game over to me...
I closed my eyes. Ready to meet destiny...
Then i remembered i always carry sawn of shotgun under my coat. So i produced one and blasted cubicle one again. Dragon started to glow pink and flew up into the sky.
Got lucky this time, but revanche match is sure to follow.