I love to torture people with turds. They call me a sh1t fiend ahahahaha. Watch out. You might get a browning! I’ve got a case of rockstars, that caffeine gives me the slightly green splatters. I weaponize feces. I am a poop terrorist. A scat felon. This is not for pleasure. It is raw Batman style vigilantism. If you’ve read this far, it is too late. I’m coming for you, wicked one.