Professional Lord of the cheezus and occasional ring master / lion tamer.
I like long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners.
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My aspirations include being an instagram celebrity and/or YouTube celebrity. I don't have a phone or a camera though.
I love nature and the planet mars.
I'm not sure how I feel about eugenics.
One day I'll build a time machine so I can go back and visit Abraham Lincoln and ask him why he thinks it's appropriate to donkey punch a midget who answers back.