Hi everyone!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Thanks so much for all the love on the clips and the live translations of Haachama's streams!! It's a super big honour to get to share Haachama and sharpen my translation skills this way~!!
Lately I've realised that I tend to hold back from making clips of streams where I think I got the gist across well live- But just to be sure, I was wondering how you prefer to keep up with what Haachama's up to!
I'd love it if you could let me know! Thanks!!❤️ (hope I'm not clogging up your feed-)
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Hii everyone!!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥
I made English subtitles for Haachama's Enoshima trip, now with timestamps!! I posted the translation as a comment, but idk if YouTube's burying it again or not, so here goes again!! HAACHAMACHAMAAAA!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1-49Jse_8tdRdA2lFpHyhBY…
(if you happen to spot my comment, please do give it a like! I'd love for more overseas haatons to get to understand the video~)
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00:00 HAACHAMA CHAMAAA
00:01 It's time for the annual solo trip! Now in 2022!
00:04 This time I'm going to the homeland of couples, enoshima!
00:09 I'm gonna go to that tower! (I'm editing this with 100% late-night energy)
00:12 Haachama failed some units-
00:14 But life goes on!
00:15 Heal your wounds and come back, okay?
00:17 Okay!! (You drunk?)
00:18 This island, filled with couples...
00:21 Will Haachama be able to push aside the couples...
00:23 ...and enjoy her solo trip!?
00:25 Anyone scared out there??
00:27 I didn't think so!!
00:29 Bring it on!!!
00:36 Bentenmaru man!
00:38 I'm leaving the boat to you!
00:40 On the boat were two girls...
00:41 Young couples...
00:42 A loving married couple-
00:44 And a sweet family-
00:45 And Haachama, in between them all
00:46 The atmosphere was very awkward...
00:49 They'll turn and see this Youtuber doing a travel vlog with a selfie stick...
00:53 Travel vlog Youtubers are so cool!!
00:56 At home-
00:56 I go "HAACHAMA CHAMAAA~!"
00:59 But out here I'm killing moods-
01:00 And just scraping by as a regular uni student!
01:03 I need to camouflage myself by making this exciting in post somehow...
01:07 YAYY!! EVERYONE!!!
01:09 ARE YOU FEELING THE HYPE???
01:11 Hailing from a far away virtual land-
01:12 IT'S THE STRONGEST IDOL HAACHAMA!!!
01:14 I failed subjects so it's time for a cheer-up trip now~
01:16 Let's down a tequila and party it up!!!
01:21 Alright! Getting right into it!
01:22 I've finally arrived on the island!
01:26 Legends say a "bell that grants love" stands on this island...
01:30 I'll ring that bell as a loner-
01:32 And bring glory to otakus around the world!
01:37 DON'T YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND!?!?!
01:40 Haachama's always here...
01:42 Hey, you loners!
01:43 I'm here for you!
01:45 Watch as I charge into battle, to the very end!
01:50 The last hope, descending upon loners worldwide...
01:53 HAACHAMA AKA Akai Haato!
01:55 These are her words:
01:56 Haachama...
01:57 Haachama's busy being alone this summer!
02:00 This is the way of the strong!
02:02 She did not become a loner by chance!
02:05 She chose the loner life of her own accord!
02:08 A spirit that won't waver to anyone!
02:11 This is...
02:13 Loner philosophy
02:14 (This duck was on the boat)
02:24 It was a very eventful 2022
02:27 XXX and...
02:29 XXXX and...
02:30 XX and...
02:32 XXXXX and...
02:33 XXXX... (What the hell...)
02:34 I failed all those subjects... (How'd you fail so many...)
02:36 But even so, Haachama is still standing.
02:39 That's why!
02:40 University isn't all life's about... is what I realised!
02:42 (at least get credits...)
03:10 "Did the camera break??" is what you might think-
03:13 But it fixed itself-
03:14 So it's time to pull myself together and cool off in a cave!
03:20 Alright, we've just entered the cave...
03:24 But I feel chills flowing through this place... (※It's just cool...)
03:28 There may be spirits amuck... (※please stop disrupting service)
03:31 I also received this mysterious lamp... (※It was a freebie)
03:36 Am I meant to use this lamp...
03:38 And exorcise the spirits... or something
03:41 One can only wonder (※please stop disrupting service)
03:44 There was another loner behind me...
03:47 I'm feeling a strange intimacy right now
03:49 fufufu...!
03:51 Suddenly... At the back of the cave...
03:54 I found a shrine.
03:57 It's time
04:01 To offer up a prayer...
04:07 This next semester...
04:08 Please give me credits
04:11 Pretty please (earnestly)
04:14 And so, Haachama managed to avoid having to repeat a year!
04:20 Thanks!
04:21 My glasses fogged up so much...
04:22 Haachama, after offering a prayer and coercing god into giving her credits...
04:26 She had her heart healed, but was the cheer-up trip really a success...?
04:30 She hadn't accomplished her goal of ringing the love bell!
04:33 She prepared herself by eating a shirasu don
04:36 SO GOOODDDD
04:38 The streets are so pretty...!
04:42 There weren't many people here... Phew...
04:51 Walking there took around an hour
04:57 Guest houses! I won't have to worry on the way back!
05:09 A solo trip is a time for conversation with the self.
05:12 Question yourself.
05:14 Face your spirit.
05:16 Walking around the island on my own made me feel quite lonely
05:20 I thought my uni summer break would be sparkly like in my dreams
05:25 But in reality-
05:26 I go on solo trips-
05:27 and stare at a screen editing videos late into the night...
05:30 Inserting random comments along the way!
05:32 I'm realising now... "What the hell am I doing???" (This uni student's reaching her limit...)
05:36 But a turning point would present itself even to someone like that!
05:39 Finally... The moment has arrived!
05:43 "The bell of dragon's love"
05:45 Come now!
05:47 (Waiting for the couple in front of me) (super awkward)
05:49 The fateful moment is finally here...
05:55 May a tall, rich, highly-educated, and handsome prince on a white horse fall from the sky!
06:00 (time to run away...)
06:03 FINALLY!
06:05 I DID IT...!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:12 Haachama's 2022 summer solo trips!
06:17 First mission
06:20 COMPLETE!
06:23 This is the story of a daredevil girl...
06:27 She's an idol by night
06:29 And a regular uni student by day
06:31 This is Haachama's summer break!
06:33 Haachama's loner story!
06:34 (Haachama's always there for loners like you!)
06:39 (Haachama's busy being alone this summer break!)
06:43 Through these trips...
06:45 What will she learn?
06:47 What will go through her mind?
06:49 Haachama's summer break is only getting started!!
06:56 Look forward to the next one!!
watch video on watch page
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HAACHAMA COOKING HAACHAMA COOKING!!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Okay, so I really want to share this translation that I did of the new Haachama cooking video!! I know this is a terrible way to share English subtitles, but Youtube-kun is burying my comment in Haachama's video, and I might end up hurting Haachama if I reupload the video in full...
So here goes...! HAACHAMA GRADUATES FROM DARK MATTER COOKING!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1KbSgolgzkStQyIZL5CWNkI…
Feel free to pull up the doc in another window while you watch, or just take a look at the transcript I've copy-pasted below! Enjoy!!
...and if you bump into my comment in Haachama's video, please do give it a like! Seeing people leave comments about how there aren't any translations hurts my heart a bit >.<
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Haachamachama~~ Cooking revolutionary Akai Haato AKA HAACHAMA here!
It's been so long, everyone!
Today's Haachama cooking is this! Curry rice!
...Finished~!
BURRRAASUHUIALJSADBCUIA
Healthy unpolished rice, on full display with cheese!
Chama curry is finished!!
Thanks for watching!! Subscribe to the channel and follow my twitter please!
[interlude] What is Haachama cooking...
HEY, HAACHAMA! Are you satisfied with that??
Just mixing in a ready-made curry pack and calling it a day??
I'm disappointed in you as a cooking channel!! (...so it was a cooking channel...)
At this rate...
You won't be able to become a wife!!
[Haachama cooking FOOOO IMPROVED!]
नमस्ते to everyone from India!
The wife of everyone in this world, Akai Haato AKA HAACHAMA here!
Today I'll be making... Curry rice!
[Explaining the rules!!]
1. No research! Googling or looking at recipes is unfair!
2. No measuring! Being able to eyeball everything is what makes a first-class chef!
3. I get 3 chances! At the end I can get a hint from my mom!
Aiming for the top cooking channel...
The woman who will one day take 5 stars!
This is the coming-of-age story of a fool who makes food fit for a fool!
[Haachama cooking IMPROVED! Starting now~]
Starting off with the traditional rice challenge!
Let's eyeball it!
I've thought of this lately
Cooking rice is a lot like life...
Those guys who cook rice with measuring cups...
That's all they'll ever live up to be (this girl's done for)
Haachama... Doesn't want to live a life ruled by measurements...
If there's still anyone using measuring cups after this video
I guess it's all they'll ever live up to (What you say??)
So that's why! Let's all do the rice challenge togeth-
Now that we've cooked the rice!
It's time to peel! (Haachama... Peeling...!?)
(You can't pull that part of the onion off...)
Will Haachama be able to cut through the ingredients...???
SHE CUT ITー!!
Amazing! This is amazing!!
She's cutting with such force!
Haachama has finally cut the ingredients!!
Time to toss them into the pot!
There's unpeeled bits here and there and it looks gross!
But that's what makes up Haachama's terrifying taste~
Next up is warabimochi and baby star ramen!
Why would these two ingredients show up while making curry I have no cl-
As a secret ingredient, I'm throwing in some warabimochi!
Let's make it sweeter!
Let's add in the meat and the curry roux too!
I've got some time while leaving the pot to simmer, so I'm gonna check on the rice!
It looks good!!!
Alright! The roux is finished!
The key is to spin it around!
[Q: How does it feel?]
To be honest, this time...
I'm feeling it way too much, it's actually a bit of a problem.
I started from knowing next to nothing, so that's good...
(deep breath)
But did I maybe give it too much effort? Like-
(deep breath)
That kind of feel~ Yeah~
splotch splotch
dId i mAyBe gIvE iT tOo mUcH eFfOrT? lIkE-
(Not being able to cook... It's a crime...)
The rice is done! All that's left is to mix!
We've finally entered the last spurt!
Did Haachama manage to cook a delicious curry after all!?
To be honest, some time ago, I was banned from the kitchen by my mom...
I can't use the kitchen until I learn how to cook.
So because of that, I'm borrowing my friend P-chan's kitchen!
Anyway, it's time for a taste!
Upon understanding she won't be able to become a wife...
Haachama turned a new leaf, and made curry rice...
She's turned into someone who can cut ingredients!
[what does it taste like...?]
flashback sequence
"You won't be able to become a wife!!"
"Haachama... Doesn't want to live a life ruled by measurements..."
"SHE CUT ITー!!"
"Did I maybe give it too much effort? Like-"
It tasted wild.
watch video on watch page
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Haachama's University Grades came back...!!!❤️🔥❤️🔥 (like a couple days ago lmao)
I'm so late to sharing this, but for those of you that missed the stream, this was the final tally for her Present/Absent/Late to class ratio!!
It's not ideal... But Haachama can totally turn it around next semester!! She's the strongest idol, after all!!
No lates no absents! HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAA
Catch the full stream here~ Translating this live was a blast!
I'm still totally a beginner when it comes to liveTL so I really appreciate the support T-T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7cuj...
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Hi Everyone!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 Just an update on the channel~
tl;dr: Going to chill until HAACHAMA comes back
With any YouTube channel, there's always that pressure to keep uploading new videos to stay relevant, and I think that's the case even more for Vtuber clippers/translators! It always feels like a race to translate the most "clippable" moment and upload it first for maximum views. It's an unfortunate by-product of the way the algorithm works...
So when HAACHAMA first went on break, I figured I'd just translate other holomems in the meantime until she comes back, just so that my channel doesn't, you know, implode.
But I'm slowly starting to realise that I might be a Haaton even more than I'm a clipper o.0
I love translation to bits, but ngl I'm not a fan of staying up late into the night to finish translating a stream the night it comes up LMAO (unless it's for HAACHAMA❤️)
So that being said, I'm going to chill with clipping for a bit. I'll be back when HAACHAMA returns!! Thanks for enjoying all the translations this week, and feel free to stick around if you enjoy HAACHAMA translations! If not, that's also okay!
Deep down, I'm a bit worried that the channel is going to die because of this, but since this channel isn't monetised anyway I'm telling myself that it's okay to step away from the YouTube numbers game sometimes... Right?
I'll be eagerly awaiting Haachama's return and for when we can enjoy her streams together again!! HAACHAMA CHAMAA~❤️
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Hi Everyone!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I'm back from a few outings and catching up on work/life things! Sorry for the lack of uploads lately, all the pressure is driving me into a bit of a creative (?) slump, but I'm alive!
Might upload something shorter later today to stretch my translation muscle and get back into the rhythm of things!
Thanks for your patience~! HAACHAMA CHAMAAA❤️❤️
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_HAACHAMA's Haaton Impression_
That was such a fun fourth anniversary battle!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥 Haachama went 0-4 against the Four Heavenly Kings, but that's part of what makes HAACHAMA the strongest idol too!!
Looking forward to next year when HAACHAMA goes 0-5!!
Watch it here! @AkaiHaato
※ Sorry for the slow uploads lately, my family is in town so I'm taking them places~
Not a lot of free time lately ;-; but I should be back in a couple days!!
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Happy 4th Anniversary HAACHAMA CHAMA~~!!!!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I like haachama and I like this image. i hope you do too.
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blursed YAGOO
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I clip and translate HAACHAMA!!🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️
Hello everyone! This is Charlotte from Charlotte Does Translations! (formerly: Charlotteはtranslationsをする!) Welcome to my channel! I started out learning Japanese to make Japanese Vocaloid Songs, but along the way, I've picked up quite a liking for translation! These days I mostly translate Hololive’s HAACHAMA CHAMA~
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