Here's my latest song, Sunday Driver. It's for sale on on Patreon under PTPOP www.patreon.com/posts/sunday-driver-133910561?utm_…
A funky, sci-fi comedy song about an alien running late for a date—set to an intergalactic groove and packed with character, humor, and retro-future vibes. #SundayDriver #SpaceRock #AlienLove #SciFiMusic #OriginalSong #IndieArtist #ComedySong #LateForADate #FunkyVibes #PatreonMusic
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Hey Mutants and Earthlings—just a quick update from deep space:
I wanted to let you know that I’ll be taking a short break from Midnight Mutant Theater because I’ll be in the hospital this week for treatment of a rare (and highly cinematic) condition known as Chrono-Plasmic Flux Syndrome. 🧪👽
Apparently, watching too many low-budget sci-fi movies from the 1950s has overloaded my cerebral cortex with stock footage and theremin sound effects. Doctors say I need a full retroactive brain flush and a mild recalibration of my inner mutatron field. Standard stuff.
I’ll be back in about a week—recharged, realigned, and ready to roast more public domain monsters with extra sarcasm. In the meantime, feel free to revisit some older episodes or drop a comment—I’ll check in when I can.
Thanks for your support, and remember: if your doctor starts glowing green, run.
Stay mutated. Stay weird.
🛸💚
—Zontarski (currently sedated, but still judging your B-movie collection)
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🎬 The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues — Tonight at Midnight on Midnight Mutant Theater! 🧪👾
#PhantomFrom10000Leagues #ClassicSciFi #RetroHorror #CreatureFeature #BMovieMadness #SciFiHorror #AtomicAgeCinema #MutantMayhem #RadiationMonster #CultClassic #VintageSciFi #PublicDomainCinema #MonsterMovieNight #UnderwaterTerror #babyboomer #boomers #genx #generationx
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🧪🦑 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🦑🧪
“Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)” has crawled out of the ooze and into the spotlight on Midnight Mutant Theater! 🧟♂️🎬
Join your interstellar host Zontarski as he fearlessly mocks one of Roger Corman’s most gloriously low-budget disasters — complete with mop monsters, ping pong eyeballs, and a spy plot so confusing it might’ve been written by a drunk octopus.
This film has it all:
🟢 Sea monsters (sort of)
🟢 Screaming humans (definitely)
🟢 Budget of $6 and a coconut
🟢 More nonsense than a UFO cult newsletter
🎥 Watch it now:
👽 Creature From The Haunted Sea
https://youtu.be/w2_DGaKHthQ
📣 COMMENT BELOW: What’s your favorite so-bad-it’s-good monster movie?
#CreatureFeature #PublicDomainMovies #MidnightMutantTheater #RogerCorman #SeaMonster #BMOVIE #CultClassic #RetroSciFi #ZontarskiReviews #CampyCinema
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Check tonight's Sci-Fi catastrophe: Rocket Ship XM https://youtu.be/EpzYVk_JhxA?si=xz5vV... #scifi #aliengreen #mars #spaceship #ufo #rocketship #scifi watch video on watch page
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We finally unleashed Killers from Space from copyright jail...
Now it’s YOUR turn to judge this radioactive relic.
What’s the verdict, Earthlings?
Is it a 🧪 Pukes Up – gloriously bad and worth the nausea?
Or a 🚫 Pukes Down – pure cinematic food poisoning?
Drop your rating in the comments below! 👽💬
#KillersFromSpace #PuketyPukePuke #MidnightMutantTheater
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BREAKING: Killers from Space ESCAPES COPYRIGHT PRISON!
Watch it here: https://youtu.be/Mz_x68TY0t4
Attention Earthlings!
After being unjustly thrown into copyright purgatory by an Earth-based production company (who apparently thinks they own everything with a lizard in it), Killers from Space has officially been freed from the Content ID dungeon.
Yes, the 1954 masterpiece of atomic nonsense and ping-pong-eyed alien invaders is BACK on Midnight Mutant Theater!
No longer censored. No longer silenced.
Just raw, glorious B-movie weirdness beamed straight to your brain via sarcasm and gamma rays.
Zontarski’s full roast will now resume as planned.
Expect Peter Graves. Expect lizards. Expect plot holes the size of wormholes.
👽 Watch it. Share it. Shout at it.
Because no one—not even Earth’s content overlords—can suppress a truly terrible sci-fi film forever.
#KillersFromSpace #ZontarskiUnleashed #CopyrightEscape #MidnightMutantTheater #PublicDomainVictory #BMovieJustice
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The Farmer’s Blow #farmersblow #women #femaleathlete
You ever go for a walk just to clear your head and then end up questioning everything you thought you knew about human nature?
I was strolling through the metro parks today, enjoying the breeze, the trees, the squirrels pretending they’re in a Disney movie. And as I rounded a bend, I saw a woman coming toward me. A very attractive woman. One of those yoga-pants-and-ponytail types who looks like she just stepped out of a fitness ad—or maybe a Broadway revival of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, if Joseph had glutes.
I tried not to stare. I really did. I mean, I’m old enough to know better—and yet still young enough to remember what better looked like. So, I kept my eyes politely ahead, doing that thing where you pretend you’re so interested in a leaf on the ground.
And then… I heard it.
A grunt.
Then another grunt.
Then… something that sounded like a tire losing air on a cold day.
I turned around, and there she was, paused by a tree, holding one nostril closed and launching a full-blown, double-barrel farmer’s blow right onto the forest floor.
I just stood there blinking. Not because I was grossed out—but because I was impressed.
Now, I’ve seen a lot of things in life. I’ve seen men pee behind dumpsters, pick their noses at red lights, and dig so deep in their ears I thought they were searching for the meaning of life.
But I’ve never seen a woman do a farmer’s blow. Not once. Not until today.
And I realized something in that moment: women aren’t these delicate, porcelain creatures we think they are. They’re human. Messy. Snot-launching human.
They burp. They swear. They probably even fart in bed and then blame the dog.
And for a second, I wondered… maybe this wasn’t even a woman. Maybe it was a man. Or someone in transition. Who knows anymore?
But then I thought—does it matter?
Maybe we’re all just people walking through the woods, trying to breathe easy. And sometimes that means blowing snot rockets in Technicolor pants.
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Welcome to Midnight Mutant Theater – the galaxy’s funniest destination for classic sci-fi and monster madness! Hosted by the sarcastic alien Zontarski, we dig up the cheesiest, creepiest, and weirdest public domain sci-fi and horror films the universe has to offer. From flying saucers and rubber-suit monsters to mad scientists and atomic disasters, no cinematic disaster is safe from Zontarski’s sharp tongue and hilarious commentary.
If you love B-movies, bad special effects, cult classics, and hilarious riffing, you're in the right dimension. New episodes feature full-length movies with sarcastic reviews, funny trivia, absurd jokes, and cosmic nonsense! Subscribe now and join the midnight mayhem – your late-night movie experience will never be the same!
🛸 Watch, laugh, and mutate with us every week at Midnight Mutant Theater – where bad movies are out of this world! 🛸
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