02:16

Skinny Ain't Always Pretty

03:21

I Tried Vagisil, But I’ve Still Got My Penis

02:40

Alexa Stop Being A B***h

02:59

My Smartwatch Told Me I’m Fat

02:28

Reddit Trolls Can Eat My D**k

02:35

Avocado Toast Can Kiss My Ass

03:18

Push It Back In The Hemorrhoid Blues

02:49

Pumpkin Spice and Diarrhea

03:34

Grandma's Twerkin' at Buc-ee's

02:14

Charcuterie Boards and Bullsh*t

03:23

TikTok’s Swan Song

02:45

Your OnlyFans Isn’t That Good

02:55

Lip-Syncing for Likes, But My Life Sucks

02:26

Ice Bucket PTSD

02:26

Wish.com Sent Me a Dildo Lamp

02:30

Catfish and Crotch Pics

02:58

Amazon’s Got My Balls in a Box

02:40

My Therapist Blocked Me

02:41

Filters Won’t Fix Your Ugly Soul

02:19

Hashtag Fk My Life

02:37

The Algorithm's Got Me Bent

01:59

Twerked My Back for TikTok

02:47

Milk Crate to the ER

02:43

I Ate the Hot Chip, Now I Sh*t Lava

02:55

ChatGPT Wrote This Song

03:25

Why Do My Farts Smell So Good?

03:06

My Wife’s Panties Don’t Fit No More

03:26

Why Is It Gay When I Do It?

03:15

Resolution Failures

03:14

I'm Still Waiting for My Ball to Drop

02:55

She Made Me Moan Like a Dying Coyote

02:54

We Made Love in a Porta-Potty

02:56

This Year’s Gonna Suck Too

02:43

Smoke Like It’s 2025

03:15

The Fireworks Show Gone Wrong

02:39

Glitter in My Hair, Shame in My Soul

03:26

Kissed a Stranger at Midnight

02:55

The Ball Dropped, So Did I

03:15

I’m Still Hungover from Last Year

02:25

Champagne and Bad Decisions

02:43

Take This Joint and Smoke It

03:30

I Saw Mama Banging Santa Claus

03:14

These Ungrateful Little Shits

04:01

The One Toy They’ll Never Play With

03:58

Who Needs Wrapping Paper Anyway?

03:35

Reindeer Ran Through My Livestock

03:35

Christmas on Credit

03:35

O Holy Night (At the Waffle House)

04:01

Mrs. Claus and the UPS Guy

03:37

The Night I Found Out Santa’s a Swinger

03:34

Grandma Got Run Over by a Meth Sleigh

03:17

Frosty the Dope Man

03:37

The Only White Christmas I’ve Ever Seen

04:52

The Twelve Drinks of Christmas

03:04

Santa’s Chimney Won’t Go Up

03:48

Rudolph’s Red-Light Rendezvous

03:54

Burrito Betty’s Twisted Christmas

03:42

Shitter’s Full (Merry Christmas)

03:45

A Trailer Park Christmas

02:03

Santa’s Sack is Leaking Again