Welcome to Tickle Fight Club. The first rule of Tickle Fight Club is: you do not talk about Tickle Fight Club. The second rule of Tickle Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Tickle Fight Club! Third rule of Tickle Fight Club: if someone yells “TOO TICKLISH”, goes limp, or taps out, the tickle fight is over. Next rule: only two guys to a tickle fight. Fifth rule: one tickle fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the tickle fights are bare finger. No shirt, no shoes, no tickle weapons. Seventh rule: tickle fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Tickle Fight Club, you have to tickle fight.