YOU HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS BEFORE I UPLOAD MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
(it was supposed to be today but uh... the video wound up a bit longer than i expected)
feeling very:
- proud
- excited
- scammed out of nearly 100 bucks
see you there :D
honestly... is the world even mentally prepared for a 2-hour d'angelo wallace video? this coming tuesday, at that??
uhhh i have good news and i have bad news...
the good news :^) is that my next video comes out next week! fun fact—this video is actually longer than Guardians of the Galaxy (2014). i'm not entirely sure why i used that specific film as a reference point, but what's done is done. and honestly, the parallels are there... the 2-hour runtime, the $232.2 million budget (i filmed in a galaxy as well).
the bad news :^( is that i've created an independent streaming service, and you'll have to pay to watch my new video. i wanna keep the price low enough to where anyone and everyone can afford it, but it also has to support the things i do here. and so i think i'll be meeting both of those goals with a subscription price of 232.2 million dollars a month (per user).*
i'm sure this incredibly sound business decision will work out very well for everyone! and i genuinely cannot wait to share my biggest video of all time with you (as long as you are a centimillionaire!!!)
(the best news is that i'm kidding about the bad news [but not the runtime 👀])
*you can sign in on up to 1 different device(s)
on the third day (aka tomorrow) i will rise again (with a new video). here are two hints about it:
1. i did not intend to make an hour-long deep dive into hollywood's ozempic obsession and how it affects all of us
2. but sometimes you get carried away
hey... i finished a new video :^)
whoever correctly guesses the topic in the comments gets to watch the video tomorrow :D
(and also so does everyone else LOL)
now answer this pop quiz: what do YOU think the video is about?
📝 Please Read: My Thoughts About Continuing YouTube in 2024
Earlier this year, I made the decision to return to YouTube after taking a year-and-a-half break for personal reasons. I knew that it would be difficult, but I thought that it would be the right choice. I was wrong...
...because IT WASN'T DIFFICULT AT ALL LOL WE ARE SO BACK. tysmmmm for every single view, comment, like, share, and positive thought—all of it has fueled my favorite content that I've ever created. i've never had this much fun making youtube videos and it SHOWS.
that being said... i was literally just warming up :^) i've found my confidence again. all of the energy you gave to my 2023 content has completely gone to my head, and therefore in 2024 i will be going all out. surgical. chaotic. directed towards anybody and everybody. the next guy i'm talking about has 18 million followers and at this point, not one of them scares me. who could scare me after i made it through shane fans and tate fans and everyone else who realized that Y'ALL WILL NEVER EVER GET RID OF ME. (respectfully 🙏)
anyway, i'm excited for you to see the more confident (and frankly more chaotic 💀) videos that i've been cooking up, and i'm happy to say that you won't even have to wait until 2024 for the first one :D
TL;DR: playtime's over, santa's real, and he's bringing you a new video before the end of the year that you won't want to miss
wait i'm kinda trending in the U.S. 💀 thank you for watching LOL
happy pride month! listen, the internet is going to become so much worse this month, so it's really important that you pay attention to your own mental health. if things get bad, then close that tab, leave that comment section, move on from that article; do what you need to do to make sure that you're in the best possible state to speak up for what's right :^) you are NEEDED.
left, came back, got a million views on my first commentary video in 1.5 years lol
the entire time i was away, i told myself “if you make good videos people will watch them, no matter what”. i believed in that… and hey it looks like you did too.
thank you so much for watching :)
a random person on the internet