He's spending Valentine's Day alone...
FBI added insult to injury.. #trump
Americans acting like we didn't all see it.. 👀 #elonmusk
Just let us have this... #JusticeForLuigi
Tag someone who needs to hear this
Who won this argument? 🤔
in 4 days this won't even matter.. 😮💨 #sleepyjoe
..but your country has a name
I DO WHAT I WANT!
pov: you work from home
Treat yourself…Like Garbage
I have the weirdest fans😳
pov: you only deal on the weekends
send this to your Austrian friends
I. KNOW. TERMS.
send this to your Italian friends
And I thought my degree was useless..
the dreadlocks said it all…
when you say "technically"…?
pov: mexican in Austria
pov: you forget where you're from
PORTUGAL (nuff said)
"I don't like seats…"
muppets irl
Sis gettin fired for that one..
slippery pockets in Floridsdorf
pov: you're your own boss
When you don't get enough praise at work 😅
the perfect way to find a wife
..Still better than Wizz Air ngl 🤷🏽♂️
Just don't think about it..
Romanian Dreams hit different
they really didn't want to
When in Rome…go to IKEA?
..but why tho?
what am I doing wrong?
Europeans: how dare you?
"only I can say it!!"
you all look the same to me 🤷🏽♂️
Woodstock 99 ain't got nothing on Woodstock IL
Next time, buy tickets better 🤷🏽♂️
Greece or Austria? That is the question…
"My country has a REASON to dance!"
send this to your Turkish friends
Bro treats Austria like it's Slovakia 😬
I'm so sorry ladies…
that is a TERRIBLE endorsement
Syria vs Austria
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