Oh, low and behold! I am the Man of Kancho!
Oh, the Kancho! Glory to Francis of the Filth!
Oh, the Kancho! Prepare for your anus!
Oh, the Kancho! Shall fingers fly up your anus!
Oh, the Kancho! So painful, so agonizing!
Oh, the Kancho! I'm chosen to spread the Prophecy!
Oh, the Kancho! I'm chosen to pass down the Art of Kancho!
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