Nasty food in first class on airplanes. #GaryOwen #NoS #StanduP
Trump takes over DC. #GaryOwen #StandUp #Trump
You know it going to be straight fire when this family shows up
Please donât ask me to change my seat on a plane. I like the window I donât wanna sit on the aisle.
Muslim women stay covered. #GaryOwen #StandUp #Muslim
I see so many people fake flossing on airplanes. Gucci head to toe sitting in coach.
People pray for the wrong things a lot. #GaryOwen #StandUp
All it takes is one friendly nurse. A clip from my YouTube special âOwen no Sâ
2 ladies became best friends at a fertility clinic. #GaryOwen #StandUp
Iâm gonna be a dirty old man.
This couple was way to comfortable at my show. Toes out rubbing all over them feet.
Why nurses should be all women. #GaryOwen #StandUp
Those Diddy freak off stories were mind boggling. Who thinks of stuff like that?
Men should not be Dental Assistants. #GaryOwen #StandUp
Having a Nanny makes having twins a lot easier. #GaryOwen #StandUp
Couple met at a funeral. #GaryOwen
Post Nut Clarity is a real thing. Itâs not our fault ladies.
DKNY looks like Donkey on some shirts.
Women donât worry about being a stereotype. Theyâre just words thatâs not who you are at the core.
If a white woman has this haircut she likes black men.
Single ladies always do this on the first date. #GaryOwen #StandUpComedy
Lady wanted her ranch dressing to go. #GaryOwen #standupcomedy
Guy passed out before the show started. He woke up didnât know where he was.
I had a tv show while I was in the Navy.
Lady joined the Navy cause the Marines wouldnât except single mothers.
Lady got stood up by her date at my show. So she brought her son. #GaryOwen #StandUp #StoodUp
You never know what ppl are going thru when they come to a comedy show.
Mans wife passed away 2 days before my show. He still came to the show.
My new comedy special âGary Owen No Sâ drops today on YouTube!!!!
Ladies you are not the only one if you marry a pro ball player in his twenties.
Getting honest about my divorce I was wrong for cheating.
Coldplay Couple.
Would this be a good idea? #Garyowen #Garyowencomedy #Getsome #nba #nbaallstar #allstargames
Men love that sound the women make. That fart sound that isnât the normal fart.
Not sure what kind of exercise these ladies are doing at the gym. But yeah Iâm gonna watch.
Diamond couple. I think they were lying about their job. #GaryOwen #StandUp
It's not that bad! #garyowen #garyowencomedy #garyandnate
I figured out whatâs determines the size of engagement rings.
A real professional knows how to handle that situation #garyowen #garyowencomedy #garyandnate
They still wearing masks in Baltimore.
We found out what all the fuzz was about. Man doesnât drink club wanted him to buy a bottle.
Have you heard about this Bay Area Legend #garyowen #garyowencomedy #GaryandNate #hookmitchell
Guy in front row was having serious issues with his drink order. #GaryOwen #StandUp
A black Puerto Rican lady got upset at my show. #GaryOwen #Puertorico #StandUp
They hating on Caitlin but not for being white #garyowen #garyowencomedy #caitlinclark
Even the gay dude walked out...#garyowen #garyowencomedy #crowdwork #standup
Here's the thing about First Class... #garyowen #garyowencomedy
I ain't seen so many people swapping spit #Garyowen #Garyowencomdedy #Getsome #Loveisland
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