Tode i wil sho u how to tie a shoe, firs
remove the sho e tie, put it aro ound uior nek and den pull from the bacc n then, increese the grip until u feel the pressur in uyr throat and keep increasing the grip until u chok n di.. ..tada.! (disclemer: if yor shoe is cheap, make sure the ti e is stong and not wack or else it brek, which is patetic..)