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Simon, a bloke in the woods @UCCL5bdhZoY9oBiB44td6dGQ@youtube.com

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Hi and thank you for visiting my channel! My name is Simon a


Welcoem to posts!!

in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c

Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 6 months ago

Well, after a long and extended break from filming and social media, I finally managed to get out and film a camp!
New video up this evening folks - a relaxing little riverside wild camp, keeping it simple with canvas half shelter, woollen sleeping bag, a warm fire and an Australian combat ration pack. I hope you enjoy!
Thank you for the many messages checking in on me during my break - sorry I didn’t get a chance to reply to them all, but I hugely appreciate the love and kindness šŸ™šŸ»

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 1 year ago

With unmeasurable sadness and a huge hole in our lives, I’m sorry to tell you all that Maggie has passed away.
She was such a joy to my family and I, a loyal, gentle, caring soul with a huge heart and a massive presence. She was my fluffy four legged bush buddy - calmly protecting me, keeping me warm, sharing my steak, doing the dishes, chasing swans, collecting tinder, leaping out of the canoe, filling my boots with drool, but most importantly being just the best company anyone could ever ask for - we had some amazing adventures together over those short few years we shared.
She will always be in my heart and I will always, always miss her. šŸ’”

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 1 year ago

Evening folks,
I’ve been having a few technical issues uploading tonights video - apologies.
I’m trying to get it sorted out, but I may have to re-upload. Happy New Year to you all!

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 1 year ago

Hi folks,
I’m afraid I have had to take down my latest video on water purification. It was brought to my attention that the information on one of the filters in the video was factually incorrect - this was a genuine mistake on my behalf - I have been using this filter (Lifesaver Liberty) for years believing it was effectively removing pesticides and herbicides from my drinking water, however it does not remove soluble contaminants. My conscience could not allow me keep the video live with this misinformation, I will re-edit and get the amended video up as soon as possible. Sorry for the inconvenience!

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 2 years ago

Hi folks,
There have been a number of replies to comments in my last video stating that you have won a prize or competition -this is NOT from me, it is a malicious scam attempt to steal your personal info - please ignore and report it. I do not have a ā€˜telegram’ account’ and I will never ask you for personal information, or contact you through the comments with reference to a competition. I hope nobody has been caught up in this.
Scammers are everywhere these days!
Take care,
Simon.

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 2 years ago

Hi folks!
Andy (Kent Survival) and I are in Sweden and Norway on a big canoe trip, just thought I’d share the view from my hammock this morning - bliss!
Whilst we are over here, there will be a pause in uploads, but rest assured there will be an exciting series of videos coming out of this trip which I hope you all enjoy. In the meantime, please head over to my Instagram (@simon_a_bloke_in_the_woods) where I will try to post daily (signal permitting) and keep you updated on our progress.

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 2 years ago

Hi folks!
I have finally got around to organising t shirts - three designs available in a range of colours for women and for men. All organic and printed in a carbon neutral factory here in the UK - go on, you know you want one! šŸ˜‰
simon-a-bloke-in-the-woods.teemill.com

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 2 years ago

Hi everybody,
I’ve got a new video up this evening (5pm GMT)
Winter hot tent camp with my son Tom and Maggie,
I hope you enjoy it!

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 3 years ago

New video up this evening - The Great Glen Canoe Adventure (Part 1).
Big open water, plenty of weather, beach wild camp and a glimpse of my hat-less bonce!
Hope you enjoy!

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Simon, a bloke in the woods
Posted 3 years ago

Most of you will already know, I am taking part in a sponsored canoe trip along the Great Glen canoe trail in the highlands of Scotland. We are doing fantastically well, we’ve just paddled down the River Oich with some fun lumpy rapids and we are all now in Fort Augustus for an hour or so if anybody is about and fancies popping over for a meet up/chat/drop a couple of coins in the tin for the Alzheimer’s Society - that would be amazing!! Love to you all!

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