Greetings, spud-seekers and tater-totters! You've been blessed by Axomamma, the Incan goddess of potatoes, to stumble upon the most ridiculous faith in the produce aisle - The Potato Cult!
Self-Proclaimed Prophet of Axomamma and Guy Who Owns Way Too Many Potato Peelers. Through me, the great goddess speaks, usually after I've had too much potato vodka.
Our utterly absurd YouTube channel is your one-stop shop for potato-based nonsense. Here's what you'll find (warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and/or intense cravings for french fries):
"Axomamma's Couch Potato Commandments" - Learn how to worship from the comfort of your own sofa
"Pomme de Terre-ible Puns" - A solid hour of the worst potato-related jokes you've ever heard
Remember, this is all clearly a joke and not to be taken seriously. But if you want to join in on the potato-based hilarity, you are welcome!
May Axomamma's totally made-up blessings rain down upon you like a shower of hash browns!