Gary McGary
Gary seizes the day
Gary goes yay
Gary does the nae nae
Gary is a god
Gary’s dick is like a rod
Gary is awesome
Gary loves condoms
Gary is ferocious
Gary smells the roses
This poem is very long
Gary wears a sexy thong
Gary is the best
Better than the rest
Gary has no flaws
Gary makes the laws
We all praise Gary
Because his balls are big as cherries
He drinks a lot of sherry
He has a friend named Jerry
You’ll be praying the Hail Mary
Because he’s quite scary
Look him up in the dictionary
Everyone be wary
He ain’t no fairy
Long live Gary McGary
This poem is amazing
-Jerry, 2019