Hey there! I’m here to let you roast me like a marshmallow at a campfire 🔥. Why? Because I want to be the next Mr. Beast! My dream is to give away a million dollars to people in need. Help me make this dream come true, and I’ll be forever grateful. I promise to use the money for good, not for buying a lifetime supply of rubber ducks 🦆.
So go ahead, make your best jokes at my expense, troll me, roast me, but remember, it’s all for a great cause! And to get you started, here are a few Dad jokes to set the mood:
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!