when you smudge to get the bad energy out of the house but you're the bad energy
no- Israel is definitely NOT a reservation 🤣🤣🤣
"I've lived near the Kentucky border for 4 years, but I don't think it's affected me"
USA vs Pakistan cricket game (the fact that this happened is wild..)
"before I met your mother I used to go tipi creepin all the-"
when you see your nephew fight off the rez dogs for the first time
new drum members (when you lie on your powwow resume)
it's gotta be all that rez dog food
when you wake up to Ancient Aliens on tv at 2am
"you're native... but you have facial hair?" (a lot of us do)
how i think i look vs my resting Indigenous face
per cap vs not per cap
people who use walmart bags vs people who use target bags
native uncles about everything
my Native a$$ going back across the Bering Strait after being told to go back to Asia (part 2)
"Mind if I play some brown noise? It helps me study" (it's more like brownish-red, I guess)
me talking to the powwow judges before the hand drum contest
"how does it feel to be the funniest one in your family right now?" (look -humor is how we cope)
when the GPS ruins your Indigenous vibes
me going back to Asia after someone on Tiktok tells me I'm not Indigenous & that we're all from Asia
me at my kid's chess club competition because because they weren't blessed with athleticism
automatic music trend (an interesting choice...)
when the ghost starts actin up but you're not in the mood
when i braid my hair like this don't ask me to do anything
if Native music had producer tags (part 2)
spiritual ⚪️ people trying to relate to Natives
how I (a Native) acknowledge the animals in front of people vs what i'm thinking internally
whenever you try to unlock the door while carrying something heavy
every guy walking past that one pillow
when the house demon takes a smoke break (caught him lackin)
randomly thinking of someone I haven't talked to in a while... when they text me
when she comes in from 10º weather and uses your back as her personal handwarmer
I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon
when you fall asleep listening to native music (and your sleep paralysis demon likes it too)
when the Allies heard that the Haudenosaunee had already declared war on Germany... twice
how i'd look in the 70s, apparently (Tiktok filter)
when you're driving through the rez at night to clear your head and you receive a sign (oops... 💀)
when Native uncles and nephews fight like siblings
me, a mixed Native/Mexican after trying to reach out to my Mexican ancestors
talking to my 20 year old coworker makes me feel old
"you realize you can stand against the government and not the people, right?"
"I can excuse 🇵🇸 gen0cide but I draw the line at civil disobedience protests--"
"I don't know why people are intimidated by me, I'm literally the nicest guy"
when it's warm outside, cold inside, and you've got the perfect blanket
when you make a Native girl laugh too hard
arguing with the shadow person before i light the smudge (yo mama)
"relax... I just wanna take some pictures" (what it's like getting dental x-rays)
my Mexican mother casually handing me a tortilla off the stove (how does she do that?)
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