Chinaman walks into an eye doctor.
Doctor goes "I think I know the problem. You have a Cataract."
Chinaman says "No I drive a Rincoln Crontinential."
A pope and a Jewish accountant both die at the same time and are both met at the pearly gates by St. Peter or whatever.
St. Peter shows them both where they'll be living.
He shows the Jewish accountant to a mansion; servants, broads, a beautiful world.
Then he shows the pope where he'll be living and it's a shithole; terrible fucking place, the pope exclaimed:
The accountant gets all of that good shit, AND I GET A HAUVEL!!!
Your holiness Peter said, there are hundreds of popes up hereah, THIS IS THE FIRST JEWISH ACCOUNTANT!!!
I see you baby. Shakin dat Azz Shakin dat AZZ Shakin Dat AZZ I see you baby
I can't believe this you're ripping me off another G- Note.
UP IN DA CLUB!!!
If I were a carpenterrrr
And you were a douchebaggg
Twenty years in da can. Not a peep.
I jacked off into a grilled cheese.