One night when I was frisky
Over some potent whiskey
Like waves of the Bay of Biscay
I began to tumble and roar
My face was as red as a lobster
I fell and broke my poor nob, sir
My watch was picked from my fob, sir
I’ll never get drunk no more
For that’s where they tell us with all the jolly good fellas
But I swear by the poker and bellows
I’ll never get drunk no more