00:16

PlayStation/Microsoft: “We are going to release all the party chats into the public”

00:25

The guy 20 years sober when he finds out about the Applebees 1$ margaritas

00:59

Donut’s gerbil story

00:06

Guess again

00:07

donating the largest rock I can find to the nearest homeless person (he needs it more than I do)

00:05

Climate change could flood London any time after 2030, warns expert

00:08

Me scaring the crap out of an unsupervised baby at Walmart

00:21

How it’s spent

00:14

me after downloading the entire 23 Terabytes of wikipedia and uploading it straight to my neuralink:

00:43

Who are American gun owners?

00:22

me and the boys on our way to court after the group chat got leaked

00:24

Me checking my boarding ticket and seeing the plane is a Boeing 737

00:11

The CIA handing out its award for excellence in Journalism

00:08

Oh boy, I sure do love working in this steel mill. Wait, wait w-what is that?

00:17

Zelda fans when the movie got announced:

00:20

Average Canadian hospital experience

00:30

Leaked video of Jacob Rothschild surrounded by his family moments before his death.

00:20

The last thing the UN soldiers hear after they tried to ambush me in my cabin:

00:13

It can always get worse

00:17

"Eat The Rich" Leftists when I force-feed them the organs of their favourite political streamer:

00:11

Kim Jong Un's superpower is making people act like Wii Sports NPCs whenever he's around:

00:09

R Kelly finding out that he’s not on the Jeffery Epstein list

00:10

POV: You turned 30 years old

00:14

Republicans and Democrats over who’s gonna have more pedophiles on the Epstein’s list:

00:09

Me convincing the boys that we should start a podcast:

00:11

Most Angels in Christian Lore: “We are messengers of the Lord! Do not be afraid.” Saint Michael:

00:23

When my wife miscarries the down syndrome baby that she refused to abort

00:20

“2024 will be my year” mfs 3 months from now

00:13

Me stumbling drunk out of my wrecked car unscathed to finish off the driver I struck:

00:12

Your car when it sees you walking up to it with reindeer antlers and a Rudolph nose:

00:16

The UK

00:14

Me at the park reminding geese that it is Man who was created in God’s image

00:08

Mom: Hes gonna be a doctor Dad: “Hes going to be an lawyer” Alcoholic:

00:11

Interviewer: If you had a Time Machine, what would you do first?

00:27

Me throwing coins as hard as possible to the stripper while she’s dancing (I’m out of cash)

00:13

That one Roman soldier who heard Jesus on the cross

00:09

When you get injured in America and someone threatens to call an ambulance:

00:07

Routine traffic stop in the United States

00:12

Just a reminder that people who wear sunglasses are racist, sexist ,and homophobes

00:09

Predator and prey walking home after a long day of acting for National Geographic

00:08

me handing a pipe bomb to the guy behind me in the airport security line

00:43

The US Marine Corps realizing they’re just going back to the sandbox:

00:09

Me Visiting Bro In The Hospital After A Freak Car Accident Paralyzed Him (I Was Driving)

00:08

Leaving Willy Wonka’s factory with no chocolate and a dead child

00:10

VeggieTales does the USS Liberty

00:08

What were some History facts that you were taught in school that turned out to be false?

00:29

When you and the boys start to notice more and more New York and California license plates

00:08

Homeless people during the hurricane

00:15

“Bro I have an idea” the idea:

00:19

9/11 It’s Raining Men

00:29

An accurate depiction of events (9/11)

00:15

Star Wars 9/11

00:05

Mr. Krabs there’s a second plane

00:09

Day one of no more Drunk driving

00:10

Dads when a friend comes over to play games:

00:28

‘It’s just a beaver!’ Slavs:

00:39

Pitbull named princess vs sugar rushed toddler

00:27

22 year old me playing the game I never finished as a kid because it was too difficult

00:09

What the duck?

00:12

WNBA players getting paid their yearly salary