Why stop at 10.2 surround sound? We aren’t quitters! Were AMERICANS
I did a portrait of my pet raccoon (Charlie) today. He’s got so much spunk in him. I love life!
Why stop at 10.2 surround sound? We aren’t quitters! Were AMERICANS 🇺🇸❤️🙏😂😁
All Legends are Self Aware - i Would Never Wear Rollerblades to a Knife Fight - That’d Be Lame AF
It’s Hip to be Butch. I’m the Alpha in this Shop . . Fly high welder freon girl . . You’re Pretty
India is the birthplace of civilization. Its roll in the fruits of western modernity is absolute
Have you ever dreamed of cutting tons of cardboard with ONE BLADE? Let me show you the way - CKG
Reddit Saves the day! I was trying to remember the name of the first open world game after Zelda
More Yamaha Reface CS riffing but with the addition of two midi floor boards for cv messages
MAGA Introduced Legislation to Ban Most Breeds of Dogs From Competing in Women’s Sports - FINALLY
I have my own proprietary bunny. And he knows he’s special because we share the same regal surname
Im Going to Teach You How to Create Spontaneous Dialogue without Thinking and Stuff-INFLUENCERS ONLY
How to Circuit Bend a Legacy Polaroid Camera Given that the Camera Body has No Battery . READ BELOW
JavaScript never dies. It just goes to hell and regroups . . NOW ITS BACK AS A PHONETIC DRUM MACHINE
Trump will bring about the fall of humanity AND the second coming of the FLUXUS . . I’m cool w/ that
Repairing a 2002 Ford E250 that cranks but won’t start #fallinggirl #forde250repair
It feels so good to be SO BAD! Watch out 4 the teardrop tattoo to be the HYPE this LA Fashion Week
I’ve Got An XBOX and it was no video game picking it up - SKETCH . . NOT ALL OCEAN FRONT IS EQUAL
Learn to KILL Rust Like a Patriot. I will condition you to feel no pity for rusty commie tools -USA!
Can Harbor Freight Do No Wrong? And has there been a Hanukkah/Christmas extension due to COVID?
What if Chapman had been ABORTEDandJohn Lennon went onto CRUSH Reagan in1980Presidential election .
How do you coil wires so that they can be organized? HELP! #fallinggirl
FREAKIN’ LUNATIC PASSENGERS MISSES FLIGHT AT LAX AND PUBLIC FREAKOUT
My first successful sale of a company was all thanks to my dog “Porky.” Rescue a pet and not a BMW
Does Chase Bliss make a God pedal? If not, how about at least a Plato pedal? . . FG
What a difference a day makes. Root canals, sadists, butterflies, rabies, groomed poodles . . & FG
Whoa 😮! I nearly grabbed a snake while dangling 20 feet above ground trimming a palm tree. Look!
TROLLING ELON MUSK and other deviant proclivities of mine. A troller’s gotta troll . . Right? - FG
I installed an IP67 toaster oven from Alliexpress in my hot tub. Pizza bagels anyone?
Building an outdoor media cabinet for my cheap AF Pyle 8 zone amplifier/receiver . . By The FG
I’m Certainly Not a Woman Defined by Her Banality - But I’m Also Not Setting The World on Fire
I love my dog more than I could ever love you. Sorry ‘bout that . . My bad - I feel sick today
I’m still a BOOMER & undisputed “First Mover” of TECHNO AND Pope[tte] of Berghain -THE FALLING GIRL
What does it mean to be a #boomer? Well . . I’m a boomer [LOSER!!!!😁] 😂🤣🥱😴 #fallinggirl #1974
Early onset dementia 4 THE FALLING GIRL. #fourthofjuly #4thofjulymyrtlebeach #maganmecca
When old woman is jumping on a trampoline and interrupted with call from her Baptist choir leader
I don’t want to get along just to get along. I’m not that type of liberal . . Song by FALLING GIRL
4’ SAW BLADE? TRUMP’S RIGHT! TRUMP STEAKS WERE SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER & THE RAPTURE IS IMMINENT
Time to JET! The USA is a boring sh*t show. You guys can divvy up my leftovers. BKK BOUND
The Falling Girl Gave You Beats on Day One. On Day Two She Agreed to Shroud The Sinful Temptress .FG
Here are some old album covers I made for my releases. The new one is my FAV BY FAR . . BY THE FG
My FG Boyz are down. WARNING: never wear roller skates to a knife fight (my father’s final advice)
Don’t Pull a Bull’s Tail . . By The Falling Girl
My Feet Were Bare and Cut by Stones. I was walking to the promise land . . By The Falling Girl
Why Don’t I Have Any Friends? I’m So Considerate. I Write ‘em Volumes of Txt Msgs Every Morning @4am
Just Singing Ting Tings into Hainbach’s New iPad Looper with Overdub Called Gauss . . By The FG
Ode to my BEST FRIEND - DASHER . . By The Falling Girl - CAROLINA DOGS ARE THE BEST - ADOPT ONLY!
Disturbed Augmented Reality Dog Torments Dasher and Me. His Thoughts Are Worse Than Nightmares - FG
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The Court should have outlawed these dreadful waves in its decision overturning Roe v Wade! Those waves and erratic tidal events were certainly caused by a woman’s poor choice somewhere in the world. Those poor drunken sailors who were innocently seeking to rape that young woman at sea were lured to their rocky graves by Sirens - WOMEN! Women affect everything!
A guy on a Harley Davidson told me yesterday at a stop light that it was my gender, female, that was the root cause of the pandemic and the surge in petroleum prices. I can’t blame him for getting off of his motorcycle and trying to knife me with his blade and rape me. I deserve my penance. But I didn’t let the biker rape me. I drove over him with my Prius because I was on the way to the clinic to abort my twin fetuses, Romulus and Remus, and I had intended for my dog to nurse them through adolescence, as my mother’s dog Duke nursed me.
Respectfully,
The Falling Girl
“Falling is merely flying without assention” - FG
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