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CommissarKai @UC5HEdXrvMyV24HE0c0LwO9Q@youtube.com

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Welcoem to posts!!

in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c

CommissarKai
Posted 4 weeks ago

Just a quick update for y'all on my plans. I'm still putting out an older helldivers video this week, I just don't have time to cover any of the new stuff before I leave town on a trip.

Next week I'll be working on my battlefield 6 and DRG videos. Once all of that is done, I'm jumping both feet back into helldivers. I am so excited to play again, but I really want to try my hand at a covering other games. I need to learn from the experience so the next time helldivers hits a lull, I can broaden my horizons.

But I think my first "new" video on helldivers will be about "The Best Primaries If You Suck At Aiming". Gotta show my baby, the plasma punisher, some love.

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CommissarKai
Posted 4 weeks ago

Attention Helldivers! We're SO back! I guess my nap will have to wait...


I can't speak for everyone, but most of the technical issues seem to be fixed on my end. And the balance pass feels incredible.

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CommissarKai
Posted 1 month ago

Since helldivers is currently…broken. I think now might be a good time to try out some different content on the channel. It’s just been demoralizing trying to record footage, only to run into frame rate issues, crashes, and hard locks. I want my content to be fun and about enjoying games with your friends while learning something new, and I just can’t do that until these tech issues are fixed. I have a couple of helldiver videos ready to publish, but after that I’ll be pausing helldivers content until the tech issues are in a better spot.



So which games would y’all like me to cover? I love co-op games like Darktide and Space Marine, but I’m also itching to dive into Battlefield since it's such a teamplay oriented game. If you picked “other” let me know what y’all want to see. There’s plenty of places that would welcome teamplay, cooperation, and new friendships!

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CommissarKai
Posted 1 month ago

I'm working on a "Myth Busters" type of video for next week and where I'll go over some common wisdoms, sayings, and superstitions to see if they are true or not. For example, "Helldivers has i-frames when diving". But I wanted to make sure I cover as many fun and interesting myths as I can, so y'all let me know if there's anything you want Busted or Confirmed as a myth in Helldivers 2. So far I've got about 8 Myths I want to fact check with the Ministry of Truth.


*PS: There are no i-frames in helldivers. We sacrificed many of my..."Best" soldiers confirming this.

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CommissarKai
Posted 2 months ago

The rupture bugs have been disabled, YouTube and Reddit are on fire with talks about balance and the future of the game, and in the middle of all of this…I’ve managed to hit 100,000 subscribers. Finally! I can liberate YouTube of my Silver Play button! I think I’ll mount it on my wall above Veera.



To celebrate this achievement and to thank all of you for your support, I’ll be doing a Q&A video based on the responses to this post. Ask me anything you’d like, send me your hate mail, or give me your best haiku about your favorite gun and I’ll respond to them in true Commissariat fashion. My “best” subordinates will comb through your responses and I’ll make the video responding to them.



Taking my hat off for a second, I sincerely thank y’all for all of your support. When I started a year and a half ago, I never dreamed of reaching these heights. I LOVE what I do. Sharing the joy I have playing this game, making so many new friends, and teaching helldivers everywhere new and creative ways to recycle the enemies of humanity into something more useful is a dream come true. Things can only go up from here, and I’m looking forward to changing the face of the galaxy with y’all one stupid joke at a time iO.

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CommissarKai
Posted 2 months ago

Helljumper, Helljumper, where you been?

Feet first into hell and back again!

When I die please bury me deep!

Place an MA5 down by my feet!

Don't cry for me, don't shed no tear!

Just pack my box with PT gear!

Cuz one early morning 'bout zero-five!

The ground will rumble, there'll be lightning in the sky!

Don't you worry, don't come undone!

It's just my ghost on a PT run!

Tomorrow! We end the console wars and march towards a FULLY democratic Galaxy! Strap the hell in, this is gonna get good.

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CommissarKai
Posted 3 months ago

I have a simple question for y'all, do you think light pen weapons can be reliable primary weapons?

I'm going to use this info in a future video about easy to use weapons.

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CommissarKai
Posted 4 months ago

I don't know where this stupid rumor about Xbox helldivers being targeted on launch came from, but to all future cadets dropping in from Xbox, you are welcome to share in our love for spreading managed democracy!

The dissidents responsible for this reprehensible and bold faced propaganda LIE are currently being hunted down and sent to the reeducation camps. If for some reason you're still worried, join my discord for a safe and fun place to engage with other freedom loving, democracy spreading, oil spilling, bug stomping helldivers.

I'll see you on the battlefield cadets!

discord.gg/kaiscommandos

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CommissarKai
Posted 4 months ago

It's time for another round of helldiver jeopardy! Going live now to play a game before we get started, but if you'd like to test your knowledge of Helldivers 2 come join at 6pm PST!

rtmp://a.rtmp.youtube.com/live2

It was a fun time, and yes there is a "kai's mom" catagory

If you missed the stream but still want to check it out, here it is:
youtube.com/live/TysjIvSu-_Q

It'll also be made into a video ^^

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CommissarKai
Posted 4 months ago

I think it's finally time to do my "Fight illuminate like an Expert" video. For me, they are the easiest faction to handle, but I have gotten a lot of comments asking for advice on how to fight them. So tell me, if you struggle against the illuminate, what gives you the most trouble? I'd like this video to be as thorough as possible.

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