00:04

LISTEN UP HOMOSEXUALS AND SO-CALLED BISEXUALS

00:07

Trust me, I'm an expert hater!

00:11

In case you changed your mind!

00:32

COME DOWN ON US LIKE THE HAMMER OF THE GODS

00:16

Oh, you're bald.

00:06

Then don’t judge me

00:14

“Are you threatening to kill me uncle Hank?”

00:16

“Mr Strickland, you gotta use both arms”

00:16

you two take turns kicking each other's asses!

00:11

You don’t even know what I was gonna say!

01:00

women like you shouldn't be in a pageant if you're not prepared to be judged by women like me

00:09

Boys leave the mannequin alone!

00:28

God she’s cute

00:17

You need to have that baby secure in a car seat

00:11

Hank and kahn fckn dies

00:05

Did you see? Did YOU see?!

00:15

Somebody look at me!!

00:17

C’mon those moles aren’t gonna wack themselves!

00:50

I will cast you out like yesterday’s garbage!

00:17

THE MAGNIFICENT FAR-OFF YEAR OF 2002

00:15

AOSTH version of “talk about low budget flights”

00:18

Maybe you should consider a career in politics?

00:15

I’m going to wear this when I get older

00:07

TONY’S PIZZAH

00:30

Add nutmeg

00:06

It looks like I have to take down the system

00:05

You don't know me. I am unknowable

00:06

jungle of peenies

00:20

You wanna go out for some pancakes?

00:20

You look…Hot

00:12

WHEN I KICK IT RIGHT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU’RE ASLEEP

00:10

She won it for me!

00:19

We are having SpaPeggy and meatballs!

00:08

if there was a real religious vision, why would it come to her? I was home!

00:08

Piano or fish?

00:20

Sheesh she’s so stuck up, not even say hello

00:18

NOW COME OVER AND SLIP ON IT

00:04

Shut your deformed mouth Meatwad, before I nail it shut

00:14

How did he know I wanted a beer?

00:12

“Well that’s beautiful..is that me?” “It’s a apple”

00:13

Would you believe this isn't the first time that's happened to me?

00:03

DEAD

00:17

WELL MY CHILD IS GOD TO BILLIONS OF ASIANS

00:11

“He’s beautiful” “what’s his name?”

00:12

START LICKING

00:04

My hair is caught in the door

00:09

You are a pig.

00:05

Dale accidentally swallows his cigarette 

00:14

EVERYONE SAYS YOU TWO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER

00:09

Told you he was gay

00:17

You had me at fruit pies

00:09

If I am lying, may god strike me down right now!

00:18

So what’s her type?

00:07

Well that’s not so unusual

00:14

“But that doesn’t make you my buckle bunny,” “oh yes sir it does.”

00:12

And they smell much better than jockstraps.

00:11

MY OPINIONS

00:12

I started growing roses after the doctor cut off my xanax

00:48

Favorite Dale Gribble moment

00:12

Peggy, I can see your whatnots.