00:03

Can’t believe it’s finally my birthday!

00:02

I don’t value your skills

00:08

I’ve known hardships and confusion, but love can live through it all if you face the truth together!

00:03

Yes, my performance was flawless

00:03

I don't like this new look you've chosen

00:02

Tada!

00:07

I just have no idea what’s going on!

00:07

Now this is bad

00:03

I’m old!

00:02

Cut the feed!

00:15

These were Crystal Gems, shattered into pieces! They were buried together!

00:04

Help! The cat fingers are taking over my body!

00:11

What are you doing out of bed?

00:15

It isn’t going to stop. There’s no fixing this!

00:08

This is for everything you put me through!

00:14

I’ve been fighting from the second I broke from the Earth’s crust

00:14

You should’ve listened to me Rose! I would’ve taken the war to homeworld and shattered the diamonds!

00:13

Please! No more fries!

00:15

It’s a pity the way you bring out the worst in others. See how you’ve encouraged their deficiencies?

00:13

You’re right Jasper; I HAVE been holding back

00:06

It should have been you…

00:05

OK, I’m ready for the big dance, Conn- huh?

00:04

Steven, please you gotta…augh!

00:11

Y’know, I came here to take my anger out on a bunch of strangers.

00:13

I cant do It!

00:11

And now… I’m gonna die. A tired frozen little sad sack

00:11

I don’t want this!

00:12

You! You, you, you!

00:09

We can make it! We’re almost there!

00:10

Steven. No one needs your help. So why are you still here?

00:13

*gasp* No, we have to beat him. He deserves to lose!

00:17

Another gem… she… she has everyone!

00:10

Thanks for delivering all those pizzas for me

00:09

You’ve been dealing with genuine threats from such a young age

00:09

Did you make me just so you wouldn’t have to deal with your mistakes!… Is that all I’m here for…

00:09

You mean… you want this? For ranger guy?

00:07

Do you have any last words!?

00:04

If I can’t beat you, I can never beat Jasper

00:07

You wanted me to be stronger! I’m doing it! I’m being what you want!

00:09

Thanks guys. But I guess this suit is all out of birthday magic

00:08

*casually coughs out Rose’s hair*

00:04

Who are you? Your slow and eerie approach is making me uncomfortable

00:05

Have you tried using one of these? Pearl says it’s supposed to help.

00:07

Spinel what is wrong with you?!

00:05

*laughs* Is there anything that’s worth more-

00:04

Pearl didn’t think it was necessary, but I never leave home without a blast cannon

00:07

Steven, I’m sorry I couldn’t save you or the life forms that matter far, far less to me!

00:03

I’ve felt worse

00:04

I’m leaving! You should be used to that by now…

00:03

Happy birthday!

00:06

She said it’s hot!

00:06

Oh my stars I TOUCHED IT

00:03

What is… fun?

00:06

Steven, you’ve literally invited all problematic gems from across the universe…

00:03

Now Greg, there’s no need to be so pathetic

00:04

She’s doing Pearl!

00:04

You’re green!

00:06

Time to try one for myself!

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00:15

So tell me, have Stevens replaced humans as the dominant species on Earth?