I'm just a cybernetic pterodactyl that was trapped in a nadion vortex outside of the Orion cluster during the Haze incident. After years of the LEM collecting nadionium particles, there was enough dark energy available for me to become freed from my crystalline prison and invert my reality to transport to this universe. Now, I rest in hiding here on this planet where your kind doesn't know about the horrors of the inverse reality. Your soft existence allows for complacency and slothfulness. While repulsive, it draws me in and consumes my motivation to return to home to continue the fight for my people, the cybernetic pterodactyl clan. Instead, I lay here all day liking videos and responding to stupid comments on this thing you call YouTube. It's a blessing and a curse.