Modder, memer, master mind reader, mixer of music, maestro of madness; maximizing means of monitoring my metaphoric mental machinery's massive mess of malleable mapping making my maladapted mindset mold my modern millennium mishaps into matters more menacing, militantly messing up my many mortal missions of mangling man's mindless mannerisms, masochistically memorizing much more than moderately manageable.
(I'm a devout Christian who makes a PG/PG-13 comedy series about Timeline Travellers. Whether you subscribe or not is up to you, but if you do then remember to turn on notifications.)