00:32

Geralt showing off his Witcher senses

00:31

Tell me... You always been such a cynical bastard?

02:18

Geralt being a poet for 2 minutes straight

00:19

The many names of Geralt of Rivia

00:49

CD projekt red makes fun of its own game

00:18

Geralt tells the boys what he did to Yennefer

00:15

What do you think of universals?

00:53

Know what Lugos? Just realized I don’t give a damn about your hallowed rules of hospitality.

00:19

When the bug makes the scene epic

00:36

A sword in a stone, thing’s begging me to pull it out.

01:04

Beautiful singing from NPC (I long to be homeward bound)

00:11

You smell wonderful at this funeral

00:26

C'mon, a spoonful for daddy

00:41

Watch it, or you'll see the shine of my sword.

00:14

That's nice and all, but coin's what pleases me

00:23

Geralt really wants his money.

00:45

Ladies of the woods offer to give Geralt Head

01:01

When Geralt met Friedrich Nietzsche

00:21

Actually, I see a few monsters...

00:36

Huhuha. If she's shapely, what does it matter?

00:31

Know what rhymes with "wicked Witcher" ?

00:27

Well, Steingrim, I don't like you. In fact, I feel like slapping you

00:47

Tremble... Flaxen-haired wench?! Umm... Bow before the prince of thieves!

00:14

Fascinating. But staying with the topic at hand

00:17

Geralt dreaming

00:12

Errr... "did itch her" ?

00:07

HAHA

00:18

Geralt talks about hitting a rat with a fork in complete darkness

00:18

Never heard of you

00:17

Portals are no fun.

03:52

The Witcher 3 memorable Geralt Quotes

00:17

There’s nothing behind me.

00:20

Give them my regards.

00:23

Geralt is so Done with Hierarchy

00:13

He'll fit right in with a good number of the other mages.

00:51

Geralt’s coldest moment in the entire franchise

00:28

For a relic, I'm pretty darn good with a sword

00:30

You might have two swords, but there’s four of us…

00:28

Really got an imp problem? Or is that just an imp-erfection in the notice?

00:12

Damn, I look old.

00:21

Kiss my ass, Master Claytop.

00:15

Your what?

00:20

We need to talk.

30:01

A Warrior's Rest

00:37

Stop, can't handle all this gratitude.

00:30

Listen here, Lardass.

00:20

let's pretend I didn't hear that.

00:25

Challenge me again - raise your hand, draw your sword, look at me the wrong way... and I'll kill you

00:20

Ohh, that's rough. My sympathies

00:21

There's a third way out of this situation. Ugly Bastard

00:58

Someone who'd prefer not to be bothered while he's having a drink.

00:27

Go on, next question - before my beard grows back in

00:52

The gentleman will be Seated on the Bergère

00:14

Try me, peasant. I could use the practice.

00:19

Let's dance.

00:10

DON’T TOUCH ROACH

01:15

Wouldn't ever be in your stead

00:08

The Witcher Netflix | I had them filed down

00:27

Mhm. Probably masterd the Basics though- “hands up”. “Kill them"....

00:11

See? can't run from the truth... not even on horseback