https://www.bustle.com/wellness/witty-responses-are-you-single
This response makes it clear you aren't interested in dating just to date, Scott-Hudson says, but that you want to find the right person for you. "Single is not a diagnosis, but thank you. Glad to

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16. "No, I'm with someone invisible so you can't see them.". But tell them that there's someone in your life, that no one can see. 17. "All the great people are single, and I'm too.". They are great because they decide to be single. That's what it means. 18. "I am single, but my stupid crush doesn't think so.".

https://pairedlife.com/single-life/Funny-and-Witty-Replies-to-Are-You-Single
Let me get back to you after I cry in the corner. No, I'm an album. Actually, I'm a potato. As single as a pringle. Whoever casts a curse on my love life can chill now. I learned my lesson. I promise. After I buried the body, you could say I'm single and ready to mingle now. Hahahaha!

https://www.elitedaily.com/dating/how-to-answer-why-are-you-single
Dimensions/E+/Getty Images. If they want to ask the hard questions, you go ahead and ask them right back. 13. "My dad didn't have enough sheep and wheat for my dowry.". "No man shall ever

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7. Yes, but I have standards…something you clearly lack. Scathing reply announcing your single status while insulting the rude question asker. When to Use: Judgmental people who have no business asking about your dating life. When NOT to Use: Prospective dates, friendly acquaintances, family members - too aggressive.

https://www.lovetoknow.com/life/relationships/20-ways-respond-why-are-you-single-question
Maybe give them an invasive example that relates to them and ask them how it makes them feel to be asked that question. Or share with them how exhausting it is to be on the other side of that query. And if you explain to them why they shouldn't ask you that, you can hold them to that standard in the future. Should they ask again, you can say

https://apttones.com/funny-responses-to-are-you-single/
8. The Car Enthusiast. "I'm a vintage model—currently not on the market and a bit too classic for just any old test drive.". This response uses car terminology to imply that you're unique and discerning about who you 'drive' with. 9. The Nutritionist. "I'm single as a Pringle, and just as salty about it.".

https://www.myclevermind.com/knowledge/flirty-responses-to-are-you-single/
Here are some flirty responses to "Are you single". "Why, do you come with coffee and a puppy?". "Only on days that end with 'Y'.". "Does the moon shine at night?". "Depends, are you planning to change that?". "Only for the right reasons, and the right person.". "Interesting question, do I seem single to you?".

https://www.glamour.com/story/7-ways-to-respond-to-the-quest
Say this to a guy if you want to flirt with him. Sassy! "Actually, I like being single. I'm in charge of my schedule and I don't have to compromise on anything." Don't get too defensive, but if

https://tosaylib.com/comebacks-why-are-you-single/
What to say when a family member asks - Why are you single. 21 "When you ask me that, I know it's because you're worried about me and you want me to be happy. But I'm happy now being single, and there's plenty of time to meet Mr./Ms. Right.". 22 "Being single right now is a choice.

https://time.com/5401028/benefits-being-single-experts/
You're more open to whatever life throws your way. Being single can make people more willing to roll with the punches, experts say. "It's almost like you have no choice," says Dr. Niloo

https://mentalstyleproject.com/flirty-responses-to-are-you-single/
Here are 10 responses to "are you single?": Nah, I'm married. Yep, and I love it! I'm in a committed relationship. No, I'm actually looking for someone special. Yes, and I'm ready to mingle. I'm single by choice. No, I'm in a relationship right now. Yes, I'm taken by my work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/nxn164/how_to_respond_to_are_you_single/
lucyjuggles. • 3 yr. ago. Personally I'm pretty direct about it, and will usually respond with a simple, "I'm poly, so I'm not single but i am available.". That gives them enough information, and doesn't hide the fact that you have other relationships without delving to them.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/kovie-biakolo/2013/02/11-effective-responses-to-why-are-you-single/
Here are my 11 effective responses to, "Why are you single?". 1. Because I'm on a dating fast except it's not really a fast as much as I feel like I'm in the desert and I am barely surviving. The food and the water, like potential relationships, are really just a mirage. Wait….what was the question?

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From the 1981 Salsoul album "Send Your Love"

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Provided to YouTube by Salsoul RecordsAre You Single? · AurraSend Your Love℗ 1981 Salsoul RecordsReleased on: 2011-07-07Performer: AurraComposer: Stephen Was

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5805. I used to think the most uncomfortable thing to hear as a single person is the question, "How are you single?". I'd like to think people ask this because they mean: "How could you - wonderful, funny, good-looking, precious you - still be single when you're such an obvious catch?" (If you don't automatically turn the