@voxextremos22

10 months ago

Death Metal “What so Canibal and Death aren’t the only bands that exist” Black Metal “ My Pepsi isn’t Kvlt enough” Grindcore “What happens when your vegan friend listens to death metal is spired by black flag” Hardcore “You’re to concussed by hardcore dancers you read this comment “ Metalcore “You’re genre peaked in the 2010s so why not just make the band over and over” Deathcore “If it doesn’t have Brees,Reees and breakdowns it’s nit brutal enough for me” Tech Death “Intervention… there will never end a new Necrophagist album” Mathcore “Grab your calaculators and your copy of Ms Machine we’re about to make chaos” Thrash “Sorry dad it died in like 1988 put away your Flying V” NWOBHM “Sorry grabdpa it died in 1982 so you can put away your studded wristbands and leather pants” Glam Metal “You were never really heavy enough to be Metal or light enough to be hard rock but you’re on your 3rd divorce and need to stop partying like it’s the sunset strip in 85” Prog Metal “Music doesn’t make you smarter than everyone else and Tool is overrated” Sludge Metal “This genre is sponsored by Orange Amplification and LSD” OSDM Revival “We need to go back to our roots so let’s copy and paste sounds from 30 years ago and call it a revival” Symphonic Metal “Can somebody tell the cellist to shut the fuck up im trying to sleep” Gothic Metal “Sad Boys and Girls” Radio Metal “Let’s do what everyone did before us but water it down even more” Nu Metal “Slipknot hasn’t released anything inovative since 1995 but every new album I’ll act like it’s the most creative thing ever”

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