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They didn't have to be so mean :(

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Views : 418,680
Genre: Music
Date of upload: May 21, 2023 ^^


Rating : 4.913 (412/18,509 LTDR)
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Top Comments of this video!! :3

@justinfromwfr

11 months ago

I swear Pitchfork just uses a random number generator for everything they review and then try to write something based on what the number is

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@ohomemfuddido7296

11 months ago

I wonder how much Drake had to pay Pitchfork to make this incredibly bad review about Fantano šŸ’€

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@anacrocommunism7177

11 months ago

Don't let them get you down, melon. You'll always be a strong 4.2 to us.

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@emolovetree

11 months ago

Pitchfork being contrarian about anthony being contrarian is extremely believable. AI nailed it

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@aaronvargas6004

11 months ago

Fantano: ā€œYā€™all know this is just my opinion, right?ā€ Pitchfork: >:(

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@swampyleef5332

11 months ago

came for the pretention, stayed for the prancing. 10/10

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@weeaboh

11 months ago

knowing it was ai generated actually gave me a little bit of faith back, i was blown away that a professional review read like a high school student's C grade english paper.

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@davidholloway6950

11 months ago

Seems like everyone in the comments is confused so hereā€™s a PSA: THE REVIEW IS NOT REAL. IT WAS WRITTEN BY AI.

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@CiaoKnives

11 months ago

Calling Melon a contrarian is like calling Nav a genius. Everybody already knows it, but itā€™s nice to have it reaffirmed.

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@chillyisasleep7791

11 months ago

Fantano they gave you a well thought out and good review I don't think you should just call them "bitchfork" for 11 minutes

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@hollyleigh2000

11 months ago

I'm not gonna lie Fantano, when I first started watching you a couple years ago, I didn't understand what you meant when you said things like "production" or "mix" or even what a "cut" was, so it was a bit inaccessible to me as someone more interested in music itself and unaware of music industry vocabulary. But I feel like you educated me a lot by using these terms and I'm really grateful for that because now I feel like I have a far richer vocabulary than ever for describing what I love about music. Thank you Anthony :)

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@Jadesmorot

11 months ago

I think the fact that you are one of YouTubeā€™s most popular YouTube critics with such a vibrant and diverse audience speaks for the fact that youā€™re arenā€™t obtuse in the slightest and that your approach works And youā€™re just delightful to watch no matter what your opinion is on the work, you can make a 5/10 review as exiting as a more extreme stance and I think that speaks to your talent as a figure in the reviewer landscape

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@elkvision

11 months ago

Starting the last paragraph of the review with "In conclusion" lets me know the journalist is a pillar of intellect.

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@gregarroinalidadavich9220

11 months ago

Bro I'm that gullible, took me so long to realise that it was a fake review

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@cohb

11 months ago

No one in this comment section realizes the article is A.I generated šŸ’€

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@Carlos-ln8fd

11 months ago

Unironically, Anthony is successful because he is a very smart man with sophisticated taste who's also good at communicating his ideas in an entertaining manner.

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@pvc395

11 months ago

I can't believe Fantano created the genre Music Criticism

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@sleep6837

11 months ago

Apparently this makes you as good as There Existed An Addiction To Blood so dont take it too hard

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@JhuntdaProdigy

11 months ago

Ironically a lot of the criticism directed at Melon in these AI reviews are for things that apply to Pitchforkā€™s actual writers.

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@optimumfilms

11 months ago

As a person who had spoofed Melon before, I'd like to say his lack of self awareness and deeply ingrained superiority complex are two of his most endearing qualities.

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