@albertog7245

7 years ago

Okay, here's a play by play: BEGINNING - 00:26 - Cats are found in territorial dispute. Male, Grey cat has encroached on male, Orange cat's perch at the wrong allotted time. 00:27 - 00:49 - After some preliminary back and forth, Orange cat decides to bitch-slap Grey cat upside the head. Subsequent to this, Orange decides to apply yet another bitch-slap, with a hold maneuver, once again upside Grey's head. 00:50 - 01:42 - Having attempted to show it's superiority by withstanding pain to the head, Grey thinks, "Fuck all that, better show this asshole what the fuck is up," countering with a traditional Chinese martial bitch-slap/punch tactic. Grey, having sensed the freezing affect the tactic has produced, and trying to reason with Orange, argues forcefully that he has indeed purchased a sublet contract for said perch at that present time. Orange, feeling bombardment feels the need to listen. 01:43 - 02:40 - Nearly two minutes into the melee, a moment of annoyance is reached at what Orange believes must be some straight up bullshit, who then states counter-arguments on how this has to be a grand mistake and that Grey should move the fuck on. Grey, using Trump-like vocal volume jiu jitsu on Orange is hearing none of it and proceeds to out screech Orange. However, remembering the sturdiness of Hilary Clinton, Orange attempts to take rhetorical jabs and counterpoint punches in a weaker, yet determined manner. 02:41 - requiring second by second analysis for the dizzyingly fast paced cat action, at 2:41 all emotional Hell breaks lose, with Orange sensing a fresh bitch-slap coming from Grey. Orange reacts by countering with the famed kung-fu, double-fisted claw whammy chop atop Grey's head. 02:42 - Orange, thrown by the forward and down momentum of the blow, and losing rear footing, slips to a surprising fall, having the face slammed against the slab on the way down. 02:43 - Grey, in the split moment, immediately goes into defense mode, lurching toward the by then falling Orange. Grey's zen-like instinct to counter-claw only meets with nothing left to bitch-slap thus leaving Grey with his own forward momentum. 02:44 - As Grey lands, the left, front paw finds itself off the side of said perch, causing Grey to slip to a crashing finale into an open 50-gallon empty oil drum, frightening Orange into instant 'get the fuck out' mode, deciding to leave matters for later. As a subsequent follow-up note: Grey failed to note that on said day of encounter with Orange, upon said perch, at allotted said time, daylight savings time was in place.

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