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Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible.

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Date of upload: May 6, 2024 ^^


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@drewelliott9062

3 weeks ago

Only half of Americans realize this is a satire.

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@46sn29

3 weeks ago

This isn't even satire at this point. They genuinely act like this.

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@alman6581

2 weeks ago

The Mail In Ballot was a stroke of genius

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@user-bk9wq6sc9b

1 week ago

How did the actor who played Jesus not laugh at every single line on this video, raw talent

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@InHocSignoVinces40

3 weeks ago

Straight from the queen james bible๐Ÿ˜

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@valgardener7656

3 weeks ago

"And the man went away sad. For he was very white."

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@TheProNerdUnofficial

2 weeks ago

"You are the light of the world. A city being burned down in a mostly peaceful protest cannot be hidden."

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@saltyarmyislegion4876

2 weeks ago

"Lazuras will live again...through this mail in ballot" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

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@cmoto1

3 weeks ago

He forgot "Blessed are the Democrats for they will not be prosecuted."

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@jonathanclemens4660

3 weeks ago

And they said unto him, "Lord, how many times should we be vaccinated? Seven times?" And he answered them "Nay, but rather seventy times seven."

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@honestannie9492

1 week ago

The actor who plays Jesus deserves an ACADEMY AWARD!! Also the writers โœ๏ธ of course. I can never get tired of watching thisโ€ฆitโ€™s absolute satire at its best! โคโคโค๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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@Kholte

1 week ago

We need a PART 2!!!

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@DRAKKENFIRE22

3 weeks ago

To a leftist, this isnโ€™t satireโ€ฆitโ€™s a documentary!

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@lanngunn6512

3 weeks ago

"My Lord, how can I be saved." "Be less white " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

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@isaiahpero7837

2 weeks ago

My favorite part was Jesus naming all of the 5,269 โ€œgendersโ€ in existence (so far) and the camera kept coming back to him for Part 4 & 5, then part 6, and so on and so forth. Then he said, โ€ Just keep making them up.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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@DaxAxeOffical

1 week ago

Jesus calling someone a femboy is INSANE

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@mcgspare1310

3 weeks ago

You forgot to make him a black woman.

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@BiggMo

3 weeks ago

If I had a dollar for every gender today , Iโ€™d have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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@hectatusbreakfastus6106

2 weeks ago

Legend has it woke Jesus is still listing off pronouns and genders 2000 years after this was filmed.

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@user-st5cs3fq4y

1 week ago

"Do not be afraid, for Lazarus will live again-through this mail-in ballot." I believe!

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