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Don't Cut Off Your 🎺🫨 RICHARD MARX PARODY TRUMPET
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A song for the voiceless.

Ft Joel on the trumpet, Park on the guitar solo, Dave pretending to be on the drums, and me on the other stuff

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Holy mother trumpet sh** I can trumpet talk.
LANGUAGE
Now let me tell you bout my best friend
who lives with me and does awesome sh**
LANGUAGE
ENGLISH
I just wanna say -
Man I love how you walk on two legs.
You are the greatest human being I have ever seen
and you're freakin huge!
I'll be there forever if you let me.
I know that I'm biased (for obvious reasons)
but permission to be frank?
GRANTED!
Don't cut off your trumpet.
Don't stitch up your gooch.
I will be right down here waiting for you.
I'll stand up for you
for as long as i can
One day, who knows
maybe I'll come in handy.
Is this a dog singing this?
It's a d*ck isn't it?
You always think everything is like a trumpet joke.
When you're feeling down, I'll get you up.
Cuz you #1 standing up.
Hell yeah best believe.
Gold medals are won by a couple inches.
ITS SIGNIFICANT
and I was there when you won the cup.
Sure Michael Phelps is a champion swimmer,
but out of your daddy's weiner, you were the winner.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
Wherever you want, headfirst I will go
My preferred pronouns are Not/A/Hole
I know that we were meant to be -
but it's your call.
Don't ask me how I know,
I just feel it deep down
in my balls. My balls. In my balls. Our balls.
Don't cut off your trumpet,
just give me a chance,
to show that I deserve to live in your pants.
You've already won!
You're the champion.
You are the Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
Michael Phelps of your daddy's ballsack.
You don't see what I'm talking about?
Sounds like its from teh perspective of...
OF YOUR LITTLE BUDDY.
Whoever the f***, whatever the sh**,
I will be right down here wading through it.
One day who knows maybe I'll come in handy.
I play the trumpet.
Come in handy.
See that sounds like a pun.. like.. some kinda pun..
No i don't see that.
Come in handy.
Holy mothertrumpet trumpet, I can trumpet talk.
I play the trumpet.
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I play the trumpet.
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I play the trumpet.
Shut the f*ck up Joel.


Music made in Logic (currently, but MAN it's slow)

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