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@jamesdempsey2128

4 years ago

5 almonds: No cancer 500 almonds: Cyanide poisoning: No cancer.

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@its_doovey

3 years ago

“Wives wanna eat their husbands!” Female praying mantises: well,

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@Madisongs

1 year ago

13:33 I actually interpreted the almond effects as more of a stackable thing. By the time you’ve eaten 6 almonds, you would have gained all the powers of the previous almonds PLUS a weight loss buff AND effects similar to a singular aspirin pill. Once you’ve eaten your six almonds per day, you would age backward, have a boost in energy and concentration, have substantial weight loss, have healthy skin, and be immune to both heart disease and all forms of cancer. That’s just six almonds, and those are just the effects you’ve shown in this video. I’ll check out the account to see if there’s more, because I’m now VERY interested in what they think the other effects of eating almonds are.

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@keziaplayz8015

1 year ago

oh, shit, man.. i laughed more than once.. i- i’m gonna miss my family.. sigh grab the handcuffs..

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@OsmSkylandersCheats

4 years ago

The reason Danny looks 16 is because he eats almonds every day

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@bigscorchy4034

4 years ago

Me: allergic to almonds Cancer: it’s free real estate

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@botcore

1 year ago

it's been two years and i still haven't made it to the end of the video because i use up my one (1) laughter on "why's my wife such a bitch" every time

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@theslimeybois4696

1 year ago

I know Danny will never see this and it's pretty silly but I wanna comment it anyway- About 6 months ago My pops passed away from cancer and the only thing that's made me feel at least a little better about the whole thing is this video. When he was diagnosed I was devistated but I kept saying to myself "5 almond daily no cancer" to cheer myself up.. this video got me through a lot, it gave me one laugher (only one, no more is allowed) to stop being so upset, and I know it's what he would of wanted. To not be upset about it, but to laugh instead.

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@aunnaw7134

4 years ago

damn, times are so tough that they’re rationing out laughter now

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@nikolaiestrella6785

3 years ago

"Raisin water" is one of the single most disgusting phrases I've ever heard.

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@eastoncreger4279

1 year ago

Death himself: it is time to go Danny Danny: zooms in on Danny's mouth how. About. FOUR DATES.

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@chickennugget4724

1 year ago

8:21 fun fact Almonds especially the bitter ones can lead to cyanide poisoning. The HCN level is very much higher in bitter almonds as compared to the other sweet almonds. After enzymatic hydrolysis, hydrocyanic acid (HCN) can result in breathing problems, nervous breakdown, choking, and can even be fatal. idk why i posted this comment

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@h.sm222

4 years ago

“Let’s together healthy” is definitely a billion surprise toys song

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@radiotelevision2371

3 years ago

My 6 rounds of chemotherapy didn’t cure my cancer, no. It was those 5 almonds I ate

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@buy-rb2ou

1 year ago

5:43 "That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is that I made it the fuck up."

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@darthxader1112

1 year ago

I’m so sorry Danny I had so much more than one laughter

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@CGZ26

4 years ago

I can confirm the "5 daily almonds, no cancer". My mom did it and she had no cancers. My brother is a Gemini and I'm a Leo.

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@meiguess6765

3 years ago

“Head cut off? How about 4 dates” A trick that the French royalty wasn’t aware of

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@gibbyfromicarlybestshow986

1 year ago

Today I finally finished this video because of the one laughter a day law. It took me extra long because I kept forgetting what the video was about, then I started over again, then I laughed at the funny memes from the instagram, and I had to turn off my computer and crawl into the cold dark well I sleep in, where nothing else funny can happen for the rest of the day. Needless to say I memorized the whole thing, recited it word for word for my history report, and was expelled from my school. At least I would have been if I was ever technically enrolled there. Tomorrow I start working for the most powerful advertising agency in america. thank you dannyel.

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