Views : 596,672
Genre: Gaming
Date of upload: Mar 2, 2017 ^^
Rating : 4.942 (101/6,921 LTDR)
RYD date created : 2022-04-09T20:43:22.774695Z
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1:24 he is not interested in spells..
of course, his power made magic looks like a circus
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"You will lack neither food nor drink" -> Most likely you'll be eating and drinking endlessly, have never ending shits and will eat till you explode
"As a Witcher you might desire weapons supreme - I can offer you those you've dreamt off" -> Geralt might've had a dream where he was wielding a big shiny stick of wood, who knows.
"Your body - agile as never before" -> Might also mean you'll be even less agile you've ever been before
"Your mind - faster than lightning" -> If you're going at the same speed as light, time doesn't go by and your mind is therorically stuck in time. Now faster than light, Gerlat could hypothetically have his mind going in reverse, which would probably make him crazy and literally lose his mind.
"Romantic prowess to charm all womankind" -> What if he comes out gay in the process or accidentally trips and falls on a wooden spoon, inexplicably cutting off his dong
Gaunter is already trying to lure you in
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@karolliver
5 years ago
If Geralt jumped off that tree just like Gaunter did, he'd break every single bone of his and died in agony.
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