@savowtruffle

3 years ago

Hey! Here’s a quick funny story to distract you from the pain: I was about 6 and my mom went to go take a shower and she left the milk and syrup on the counter and specifically told me not to touch it, me being a stupid 6 year old was like “NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!” And I went around the house stacking up pillows like they were pancakes and pouring milk and syrup all over them. I was running back and fourth and my mom asked me “Ella... what are you doing?!” And I was like “Nothing...” I continued wrecking the house until about two minutes later my mom got out of the shower to see me LITERALLY about to eat the stack of pillows!!! My mom will never let me live that down... We still have an ant problem 😬 I hope your stomach feels better, and that maybe I distracted you from the pain a bit. Remember; the pain is temporary!!! 💞 Edit: thanks for all the likes!! :) also: I find that boiling water with chamomile tea, mixed with honey, thyme, orange zest, and cinnamon really helps my stomach get better. <3 edit 2: i have another story that may distract you! when i was about 5 or 6, it was my dads birthday; and he loves superhero movies. for his present, my mom and i decided to get him tickets to the new spider-man movie. the theater was about a ten minute walk from my house (the one with the ants lol) and so we (my mom and i) walked to the theater. it was approximately june/july so i was wearing flip flops. someone had decided to litter the parking lot with ketchup packets, and me being stupid (yet again) decided to walk all over them. that sent ketchup flying EVERYWHERE and it got so bad that my shoes were slippery, and i accidentally broke them. we did get the tickets. but i had to walk home bare foot, and covered in ketchup. but at least my dad liked his present! edit 3: eat the BRAT diet (bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast) if your stomach can’t handle any more intense foods. also, PLEASE hydrate yourself. overall, i hope you feel better!! 💗 Edit 4: when i was approximately 4/5 we had a bird infestation, and they were living in our ducts. at the time of this story, we hadn’t quite figured that out yet. my mom was (yet again) in shower, and i saw a bird chilling on one of the fans, going around and around in circles. when i informed my mom of this, she was a bit dubious due to my mischievous past. it took me about 3 minutes to finally convince her enough to check out the situation. when she came in the room, the bird bit her hair and ripped a chunk of it off!! we later saw that hair being used in a birds nest that was in a tree in our yard… Also: Lol I doubt anyone will want to do math but here’s some a to get your mind off of the pain: Oliver went to the store to buy a 8 ounce bottle of Pepto Bismol from Costco for $30 (wow Costco is expensive!) and Claire went to Rite aid to buy a 5 ounce bottle of Pepto Bismol for $22. What are the two unit rates and who got the better deal per ounce? - - - Hope your stomach feels better and you got to exercise your brain a bit. Remember to breathe! 💕✌🏼

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