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Genre: Education
Date of upload: Premiered Dec 23, 2020 ^^
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I actually made the shift away from saying Merry Christmas a few years ago, not because I'm a Leftie Godless Heathen⢠(although I am), but because when I said it reflexively to this one lady at the grocery store she thanked me for sticking it to the Liberals and standing up for Christianity and she started ranting about how people who say happy holidays are terrible and on and on and on, and I was like, I don't want to be associated with her or people like her, I'm never saying that again
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My mother bought into the War on Christmas bullshit. She ranted about it for a good hour one day a few years ago. I said, "get in the car, we're going shopping." Which for her is like a dog hearing the can opener going.
We stop at Wal-Mart. I walked directly to the outdoor section, which is always converted into the holiday section. I stopped and said "What do you see?" "christmas stuff" she says. "What was in the season candy area when we came in?" "Christmas stuff."
I left. "Wait, we're not shopping?" "We're window shopping." To home depot. Same deal. Same response. She obviously knows what's going on and is now trying to convince me to head home. "Oh no. We're far from done." After six or seven stores, all with prominently displayed and advertised Christmas sections, we finally went home.
I've not heard about the War since.
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1-Make up an enemy
2-Claim it's planning to destroy something wholesome everyone loves
3-Pretend to fight it, mainly by screaming a lot and acting scared, ask for support to fight it
4-Watch the cash pour in. When people point out that nothing catastrophic has ever happened, just tell them "you're welcome"
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I used to be Christian and I remember this one not-so-well-known bible verse that was one of my favorites: "And the Lord said unto thee: thou shalt scream and cry and throw a temper tantrum on live TV when the existence of other religions is publicly acknowledged by corporations in order to make money. Now go forth and commercialize the fuck out of your own beliefs until you don't even remember what those beliefs are anymore." -Throwafiticus 4:20
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It's the week before Halloween, 2023.
I just tried to buy a new rake and some biodegradable leaf bags at Lowes.
I was accosted by a pair of life-size audio-animatronic Santa statues. Their mouths gaped open and closed as their tinny voices played over one another. Their arms jerked up and down. One of them said "Hello, what would you like for Christmas?" as the other one said "Christmas is the best time of year for good little boys and girls!"
All the Halloween stuff was in the clearance section.
In the war on Christmas, Christmas swung first. I am acting in self-defense.
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@tigressjinx
4 months ago
If you start this video at exactly 11:33pm on christmas eve, then just as the clock strikes midnight Alex Jones angrily yells merry christmas at you
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