Listen to "We Got Married Twice - Interlude" from my new album, Rick:
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We got married twice. The first time-
What does that mean? Because you said that- What does that mean?
Well, I needed health insurance and I was getting nervous because, ya know, so I-
And he was concerned that I didnāt have health insurance too
The day we got married, though, he- your dad had bad teeth because he grew up in England With all the- ya know, no fluoride in the water
So, I had taken him for a double root canal with crown work
And your dad didnāt numb easily so-
Is this part of the marriage story?
This is part of the marriage story.
So anyway, then I brought him home
They have to tranquilize him like an elephant because he just didnāt numb up
Well then, he ended up sleeping for a while
Then he woke up, he says āOh my gosh, what time is it?ā
And I told him the time and he said āWe need to go for a rideā
I said what are you talking about and he says āPlease, I just need to go for a rideā.
So I loaded your dad into the car and he says āLetās go to the parkā
So we drove up to Griffith Park Observatory
And where did we go but right in front- thereās a statue that has, ya know, the different scientists that are there, Copernicus or, Iām not sure who they are
Standing in front of the statue was my friend, Willy Lipsure, and another friend of ours who stood up for us
And we got married literally on the spot, in front of the statue, while your dad was coming off of his dental medication
But I didnāt tell anybody
We hadnāt told- we didnāt tell anybody
But, ya know, I got health insurance
@cyaniczed7676
6 months ago
"Because he grew up in England" hahahahaha
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