Parody song of "We Don't Talk About Bruno" from Disney's Encanto. Written in tribute to the Pluto formerly known as "planet."
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Lyrics
We donât talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We donât talk about Pluto
It was 2006
We were learning planets
And there were nine of them in the sky
(Nine planets were in the sky!)
Pluto was in
Our systemâs orbital spin
(Wonder!)
Our model was looking pretty fly
(and thatâs when things go wrong!)
Pluto they said was a pain
(Why the hysteria?)
Went against the IAUs grain
(So they changed the criteria!)
A planet it could not remain!
(I am not okay, but anyway!)
We donât talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We donât talk about Pluto
Hey! Plutoâs demotion has left us in a crisis
Ruining all of our mnemonic devices
âMy Very Educated Mother Just Served Us NineâŠWhat?! (what, what, what)
Now Iâm spending Saturdays hanging out with my son
Writing angry letters to Neil Degrasse Tyson:
âWhy do I need science when Iâve got my gut?
You stinky butt?â
Heavenâs renamed
With Plutoâs new class
Couldnât clear itâs domain
Of comparable mass
Had a long regime
But itâs off the team
We donât talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We donât talk about Pluto
This textbook was up-to-date
The next day: wrong! (no, no!)
They said that it was a dwarf planet all along! (no, no!)
And now Iâm questioning the moon landing with Neil Armstrong! (No, no!)
This hurts as bad as losing Alderaan!
They told me that we all could agree that the planets would always be nine
Now you tell me, whoâs gonna tell Hades, that his planet was forced to resign
Oy vey this isnât Plutoâs day!
You tell me, when I hear âactually, thereâs only eight bodies, considered to be planets!â
Iâm just supposed to nod
(Hey this - makes me want to pound the crap out of you)
Iâm just supposed to nod!
Iâm supposed to nod!
Um, Pluto
Yeah about that Pluto
I need you as a planet, Pluto
Donât want the truth, I just want you, Pluto!
Oh hey fellas that nutjobâs here
What a winner
@planetarysociety
2 years ago
Standing ovation! The lyrics, the hilarious and informative visuals â So, so good!
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