@rootrah

1 year ago

Lyrics: [CATHERINE PARR] We're one of a kind [KATHERINE HOWARD] No category [ANNA OF CLEVES] Too many years [JANE SEYMOUR] Lost in history [ANNE BOLEYN] We're free [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] To take our crowning glory [ALL] For five more minutes We're Six [CATHERINE OF ARAGON, spoken] Alright queens, shall we do a little histo-rewrite? [CATHERINE PARR, spoken] Yeah! Aragon, do you wanna go first? [CATHERINE OF ARAGON, spoken] I guess I could for a change, let's go! Clap your hands up there! Here we go! (sung) He got down on one knee, but I said "No way" Packed my bags and moved into a n-n-nunnery Joined the gospel choir, our riffs were on fire At the top of the charts is where I'm gonna stay [ANNE BOLEYN] Henry sent me a poem about my green sleeves I changed a couple words, put it on a sick beat The song blew their minds, next minute I was signed And now I'm writing lyrics for Shakesy P [JANE SEYMOUR] Since my first son, my family's grown We made a band, and got quite well known You could perhaps call us the Tudor Von Trapps I'm just kidding, we're called the Royal-ing Stones! [ALL] We're one of a kind, no category Too many years lost in history We're free to take our crowning glory For five more minutes We're Six [CATHERINE OF ARAGON, spoken] Go ahead mama Cleves, okay! [ANNA OF CLEVES, spoken] Okay I got this, I got this [ANNE BOLEYN, spoken] Let's go! [ANNA OF CLEVES] What a shame that my face, it cost me the crown So I moved to the— [QUEENS, spoken] Haus of Holbein! [ANNA OF CLEVES] In my hometown His friends were super arty But I showed them how to party Now on my tour of Prussia, everybody gets down [KATHERINE HOWARD] Music man tried it on and I was like, "Bye" So I thought, "Who needs him? I can give it a try" I learned everything, now all I do is sing And I'll do that until I die [CATHERINE PARR] Heard all about these rockin' chicks Loved every song and each remix So I went out and found them And we laid down an album Now, I don't need your love All I need is Six [ALL] We're one of a kind, no category Too many years lost in history We're free to take our crowning glory For five more minutes We're Six, (Woo!) woah, woah We're Six, woah-oh-oh We're Six, woah, woah For four more minutes It's the end of the show, of the historemix We switched up the flow, and we changed the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But we want to say before we drop the curtain Nothing is for sure, nothing is for certain All that we know is that we used to be six wives But now we're one of a kind, no category Too many years lost in history We're free to take our crowning glory For three more minutes [ANNA OF CLEVES, spoken] Get your hands up, let's go! [ALL] We're one of a kind, no category Too many years lost in history We're free to take our crowning glory For two more minutes We're Six, woah, woah We're Six, woah-oh-oh We're Six, woah, woah For five, four, three, two, one more minute We're Six

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